Why should my workplace be far away from my bed, boredom with short distance or what?

When you discover that the woman you adore is just misleading you, even your favourite team's 4-0 victory feels like a goalless draw.

I do not wear neckties.

Rain falls regardless of all factors.

I know a woman who is so sad and dismal that she dry rots the tires on my car every time I give her a ride.

When there is war around you, keep peace inside!

The blessing of GOD is what brings prosperity; to this, hard toil adds nothing.

When life throws lemons at you, make lemon juice, lemon cakes and lemon batteries; end of lemon problem!

When you support a football club for more than four years and still complain about losses, you need a reality check: Football is about wins, draws and losses; no matter how talented or how well your team trains.

Make a Million for every job application where you were rejected!