Banks deduct money from free savings accounts without informing the owners; makes some people want to send the bank a parcel bomb in the mailbox.

After the Hell comes the Swell if you resist suicide.

I pray GOD gives me extra time, in the name of JESUS Christ of Nazareth, amen!

The difference between a rich man and a poor man is just a number which can fluctuate at any time.

When GOD calls our souls, we leave with Nothing; not even a shoelace nor cufflink.

Anger is like quicksand, it can drown you unless you hold on to the tree branches of forgiveness and calmness.

The Funniest Thing about bullies is that when their victims stand up against them atomically, they start lamenting, apologising and asking for a truce.

The moon and stars shine in darkness.

I love people who do not yawn to show boredom.

As you greet someone and they do not reply, are they expecting you to fall down and die or cry? I just move on to the next one.