Happy-iness is imaginary; you have to create it in your mind!

When life pushes you downhill, keep skiing like a World Cup ski racer! Thomas Dressen taught me that.

Depression has no cure, just remedies.

I told her she is the Sweetest Woman on Earth, but she turned bittersweet when she rejected my love.

Love is like rain! You need a storage tank to harvest it; the bigger, the better.

When you want to pee, ease yourself!

The Worst Thing I hated about school with all my blood was being beaten for skipping a number, flanking a simple question, failing to reach a particular passmark or deteriorating in marks!

I felt my heart literally melt to liquid when my beloved Arsenal could not defeat Manchester United at home in the 2nd Leg of the 2009 UEFA Champions League semifinals; that's the reason why I turned into a Messi fanboy.

The only Arsenal game that brought tears to my eyes was when Olivier Dacourt scored the lone goal at Leeds in 2000.

When I was 8 years old, I cried the most tears in my life: All the other four males in the house moved to the Capital City and left me in a smaller town with the females.