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Before you read this, it may offend you. And if it...
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Like birds that soar in search for food
I'll spread my wings in search for blood...

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Alrighty, I wrote myself a country song! I have...

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U say i'm ur little princess,
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Yo I'm a WANGSTA
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I Pledge allegiance
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A a a a a a a a a a a a a a
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*****THE CREATION OF A PUSSY*****
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Ol' Blighty (11)

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The sun shines down upon my head
I'd much rather be in bed...