Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • Judgeing it

    by †cherry*black†

    Dont judge me by the way I dress,
    Dont judge me by my beleifs...

  • This isn't a poem, but it was too long for the...
    everhide: Miyavi has his penis deep inside his ass...

  • Roses are red,
    pickles are green...

  • Change

    by Nicola

    Sitin low feelin high
    got my low rider and I\'m gonna fly...

  • 5 star hotel (joke)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    A man and his newly wed supdermodel wife go on a...

  • Bed Or Cake

    by Lost && Lonely

    A husband is at home watching a football game when...
    Then the wife asks ...Well then could you fix the...

  • I hate you with a passion.
    I hate you with all my heart...

  • Hippie in Heaven? (joke)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    There was 3 guys waiting at the gates of heaven...
    100 years later, god goes into the first guys room...

  • Makes me laugh..

    by ~*ღ©ღ*~

    Turn on the light and see the world, open your...

  • (Sing to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
    You know Samuel and Alex and Myron and Ivvy...

  • Just me

    by mummy

    Who's dat sexy gal over there
    i can't help but stare...

  • Joke

    by mummy

    This is just a joke i heard i thought it was funny...
    2 tampons walking down the road...