Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • I hate you with a passion.
    I hate you with all my heart...

  • Bed Or Cake

    by Lost && Lonely

    A husband is at home watching a football game when...
    Then the wife asks ...Well then could you fix the...

  • A Little Drunk (1)

    by Brittany

    Starkle, starkle, little twink
    Who the hell are you I think...

  • I Am Truly Insane! (2)

    by xXxIf You Only KnewxXx

    I feel like writing
    Flipping cage fighting...

  • So what I'm a rich bit.ch
    so what I get hitched...

  • Premiership (7)

    by Mark

    Fergie's Man Utds gaffer
    For the club he ain't done allot...

  • Got to be Real (2)

    by Samantha

    Your so Cold Hearted its a sin,
    I wanna be ur toy...

  • When a Grl Says:
    I don\'t like you-(But she still flirts with u...

  • Still alive (1)

    by мz · мεgαи -

    It\\\'s been a long hard road without you by my...

  • This isn't a poem, but it was too long for the...
    everhide: Miyavi has his penis deep inside his ass...

  • Judgeing it

    by †cherry*black†

    Dont judge me by the way I dress,
    Dont judge me by my beleifs...

  • I dare you to...

    by elizabeth

    I dare you to lick your nose.
    I dare you to kiss a girl...