Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • You talk syt bout me cuz u think u noe me bcth if i had dck u'll da frist one to blow me

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  • Hot breath upon my neck,
    lips so tender,
    skin so soft,
    sweet tongue,
    I wake up,
    damn,
    just another dream.

    by Maria
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  • Fine s.c.r.e.w your homey for your phoney, see if my shizzles give a dizzle b.i.t.c.h.

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  • "If u don't like me then bite me"

    by britt
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  • I am not addictied to guys, guys are addicted to me!!!!

    by Tara
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  • You called me a bit.ch?
    A bit.ch is a D.O.G.
    Dogs -B-a-r-k-
    bark is a part of ((trees))
    trees are a part of [nature]
    and nature is !beautiful!
    so thanks for the compliemnt!

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  • I'm a princess I live in the clouds
    If u wanna kick it with me u better bow down
    Get down on ur knees and call me ur highness
    Cuz baby I'm the best and I'm the finest!!!

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  • Elton john wants a rolls royce tattooed on his c o c k.
    The tattooist says "You might aswell have a landrover instead with all the s h i t you go through!"

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  • Kids in the backseat cause accidents...
    accidents in the back seat cause kids

    by caitlin
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  • \\\"i aint no d**k so b**** keep my name out yo mouth\\\"

    by Chinita
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