Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Some guys say "suck on it" but I say, "Sry, i choke on small objects."

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  • Is a friend really your friend or is that person talking behind your back if they are just slapp them and run.just you were just playing.

    by chris
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  • "wake me up... before you GO GO!"

    lol

    -Artist

    by alexis
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  • "yo roses be smellin lyke boo boo boo!"

    -outkast

    by alexis
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  • "don't chu wish yo gurlfrien wus hott lyke me?!"

    -pussy cat dolls

    by alexis
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  • "my leather's so SOFT"

    -Lil' Wayne

    by alexis
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  • YOUR LOVE LYKE\'S HONEY STICKEY N SLOW DRIP DROPS LYKE RAIN DROPS BOI I GOT 2 HAVE SUM MORE!!!YOUR LOVE LYKE ICE CREAM CREAMY N SLOW TICK TOCK LYKE MY CLOCK BABY WIND YO BODY SLOW!!!!!!!!

    by alexis
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  • "if you hear me for you see me i got King Kong in the trunk..."

    -jibbs

    by alexis
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  • NiiGGASZ 0N MAH J0CK AND i D0N'T EVEN KN0W WHY, BiiTCHESZ TALKiN SHiiT CUSZ DEY THiNK i'M G0N CRY...AND i LUV iT!!!

    LOL

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  • Yah man me a telling this piece fi advice dem ghetto yuths nur go switch cause you nuh fall in a ditch

    by michael
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