IM A NECKROPHELIAC AND YOUR DEAD IN MY WORLD!!

10,000 SPERM AND YOU WERE THE QUICKEST?!

It's 10%luck 20%skill 15%concentrated power of will 5%pleasure 50%pain 100%reason 2 memba da name!!!!!!

TrUsT nO nI99A
fEaR nO b****

If you love him
set him free
if he don't come back
he wit me

Rose r red
pickles are green
i love ur legs
and wats in between

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts are up, pants are down, body to body, skin to skin, when it gets stiff, stick it in!!!

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice but before you mess with me you better think twice.

Is That Your Face...? Or Did Your Neck Throw Up?

haha!

Girl: Are You Legal?...
Guy: What?....
Girl: Well These Days I Thought You Would Need A Licence For Being That Ugly!