Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • An apple a day will keep the doctor away...but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!!!!haha

    by anyssa
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  • Everything i tried to show her she said she saw before.
    B*t*h when you came in i hope you saw the door.

    by Willie
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  • A peach is just a peach.
    A plum is just a plum.
    A kiss is not a kiss without a little tongue.
    So open your mouth,
    and close your eyes,
    and give your tongue some exercise

    by yummy
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  • F.U.C.K stands for : (F)riends (U) (C)an (K)eep. So
    promise me we'll F.U.C.K 4ever! . Know who your true F.U.C.K buddies
    are

    by yummy
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  • Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an assh0le

    by C
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  • L[[_ωнєη ι ∂ιє вυяяу мє υρѕι∂є ∂σωη ѕσ тнє ωσяℓ∂ ¢αη кιѕѕ му αѕѕ_]]l

    by C
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  • Niggaz shakin lik they got tha holy spirit wen i approach em

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  • BitCiEy..?? yeszz i miGht bee sLightLie..thAtsz casz i dAnt knO hOw tAh say [.fuKk yOU.] poLitLy

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  • Guys dont think wit dere hearts,
    they think wit dere d!(k$

    by ~NaNa~
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  • u can;t make me

    holla fo a 1
    can't make me scream fo a 10
    but i'll get down n dirty fo a 30

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