U may have the looks and have a better personality than me

but atleast i can fill mah bra

MAYBE I REALLY LIKED YOU....HAHA AINT I SO CUTE WHEN I LIE

Yall know yall ain't none of the smartest 'round, but yall are just gonna deal wit it.

"yo roses be smellin lyke boo boo boo!"

-outkast

Beans = Fart
Cheese = stink
Burrito = yummy
R.M.D.S.

BEEP BEEP!!!
Who got da keys to mah jeep?!

She calls you a red-butted stinky b***h.. so what?...Afterall, it takes a red-butted stinky b***h to know one!

* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock ! :) *

The SH**t you heared about me might be true but then again it might be as FAKE as the B***h who told you.

"I play fair, all spices of male are idiots."