Best Pick Up Line I've Ever Heard!!

Why don't you come back to my place, we can peel back my star wars bed sheets and i'll show you what a true jeddi can do with his light saber!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
for the record, i don't have star wars bedding lol!

"wat it is den doe breh."

that's what my friend said when he was drunk lol.

If ya gonna be 2 faced, hun ya needa make sure at least one of them is pretty!

POoF Be GoNe
uR bReatH's ToO sTrOnG
BuT wAiT
CoMe bAck
u nEeD a TiCtAc
nOt 1 nOt 2
BuT thE whOLe vALuE pAcK
SrRy 2 bE mEaN
bUt u neEd sUm LisTeRiNe
NoT a siP nOt a SwaLLoW
bUt thE whoLe FrEaKiN bOtTLe

If there is a girl who talks about all this crap about everyone and you.I can only sum u three words."Kick her ASS" not really but yea.No just turn around and leave it be and God will do tha rest 4 ya.

You touch my man
then you wouldnt understand
but i will kick your ass
with a hard glass
until you fall on the grass

Wat up stuck up

"Man yo mama so fat she jus fat"
hahaha

"I go harder the a d!C% at a 90RN0 shop"

I love it when the game is always same but i just hate then player!!