Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Everything bout u iz perfect ur body ur eyes ur lips ur st8 up gud lukin ur lucky to b born perfect unlike me i was born to b a liar

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  • You called me a bit.ch?
    A bit.ch is a D.O.G.
    Dogs -B-a-r-k-
    bark is a part of ((trees))
    trees are a part of [nature]
    and nature is !beautiful!
    so thanks for the compliemnt!

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  • A peach is peach
    a plum is a plum
    but i kiss not a kiss
    without some tongue
    so open ur mouth
    and close your eyes,
    now give ur tongue some exercise ^^

    by Subin
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  • If you thiunk i'm a B***H,
    Wait till' you meet my mother!!!!

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  • If you love him
    set him free
    if he don't come back
    he wit me

    by KENYA
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  • High class
    nice ass
    worth your while
    sexy smile
    I call it my style

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  • They call me FRED cause i make your BEDROCK.

    flinstones

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  • What goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and mushy?

    ****Bubblegum**** what were you thinking?lol~~~Brittany

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  • Kids in the backseat cause accidents...
    accidents in the back seat cause kids

    by caitlin
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  • That biittch gonna be so dry by the time she gets married her baby gonna come out screamin lotion lotion

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