Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • You touch my man
    then you wouldnt understand
    but i will kick your ass
    with a hard glass
    until you fall on the grass

    by Marwa
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  • "Every cutie wit a booty, should have a hottie wit a body!" by: ME!! :D

    by alicia m pierce
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  • If there is a girl who talks about all this crap about everyone and you.I can only sum u three words."Kick her ASS" not really but yea.No just turn around and leave it be and God will do tha rest 4 ya.

    by xXLovelessXx
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  • My Name is Andy Moore and Gay And i Love BEN HAWKINS who is loved by Mr. Kingsim And NICK BOND LOVES MRS. SAINSBURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STEVE MARTIN LOVES COCK!

    by ~*~TeRrIfIeD~*~
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  • No money
    no car
    no chance

    by My lOvE iS EnDleSs 2 bAd u dOnT SeE dAt
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  • RoSeS ArE ReD
    PAvEmEnT iS BlAck
    WhY iS youR chest
    As FlAt As YouR BaCk????

    by Katie LT
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  • Roll roll roll ya joint.
    Gently down the line.
    Take a tok inhale dat smoke,
    and blow ya frigin mind

    by Nightmare Fiend
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  • My other ride is your man

    by SHYSTY23KO
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  • NiiGGASZ 0N MAH J0CK AND i D0N'T EVEN KN0W WHY, BiiTCHESZ TALKiN SHiiT CUSZ DEY THiNK i'M G0N CRY...AND i LUV iT!!!

    LOL

    by Just Keara
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  • \\\"i aint no d**k so b**** keep my name out yo mouth\\\"

    by Chinita
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