Funny Quotes Using Slang Words

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  • Liz: I love u like a fat kid loves cake
    Matt: and i love you like a hippee loves weed

    lol me and my bf always say it i think its funny

    by Bizzy Lizzy
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  • I got all F's on my report card. So I says to my teachers, "Throw some D's on that b.itch!"

    by LovelyBlackRose
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  • *dis is another txt msg haha*

    You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

    by pinhead
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  • I love your smile
    Your face and your eyes,
    Damn im good at telling lies!!

    by **ToTaLLyInLoVe**
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  • IF mY aTtiTuDe CaUsEs YoU *AnY DiStReSs*...CaLL
    1-800-KISS-MY-@$$

    by Morgan
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  • I may be fat but your ugly and at least i can diet

    by pimpin pimpcezz
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  • You silly Banana

    by Jesaja Sowers
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  • To Hell With Birth Control

    by Bianca
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  • Ur ViLlAgE cAlLeD
    tHeIr IdIoT iS mIsSiNg

    LoL

    by Bianca
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  • An apple a day will keep the doctor away...but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!!!!haha

    by anyssa
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