Birthday quotes

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  • Happy Birthday to you. you live in the zoo. you smell like a monkey. and you look like one to.

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  • One year more one year less
    have a happy life until your enternal rest

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  • Your birthday is a horrible day! You are one year closer to death and your friends are celebrating it…and your thinking…These are my friends?!?!?

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  • The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

    by sehrish
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  • Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man

    by sehrish
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  • A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

    by sehrish
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  • Hey, girls, check out this site! www.rampage.eamped.com. it's just for girls!

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  • Hey i would love to give anyone advice about ANYTHING!! love, friends, life and even depression im here just email me at smileaway21@hotmail.com

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  • Today the wind flow so smoote
    my life is just like the wind

    by see
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  • My birthday
    i am early bird
    and get the best

    by see
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