Remember this Christmas, to give rather than receive, love rather than hate, and make peace rather than make war. |
People say it's the thought that counts when buying a Christmas present. |
Im gonna burn down your house rape your dog and pillage your kitchen on christmas.... |
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times |
If your feeling sick on christmas day there is only one thing that can make you feel better....your family |
Christmas is the one day kids like to get up in the morning. So cherish it while it lasts, because once it's over, you're going to have to resort back to the big bucket of ice cold water. |
So to hell with holiday romantics |
WHATS UP THIS IS BRANDY I WANT TO GIVE A MERRY SHOUT OUT TO MY PEEPS: |
All i want for Christmas is you!!=) |
The thought that when I'm old Chirstmas will be the only day I'll see my grand-kids, and my own children, it hurts me so much. |