'Tis the season to be jolly
And jolly I shall be...
Ding dong merrily on high
Christmas cakes and mince pies...
The alarm clock rang
and i sprung out of bed...
christmas joy
fills the air...
It’s Christmas Jumper Day today,
down at the Department of Dross...
To all who have ever been mistreated by this...
You parade in in expensive ties...
I woke up this morning
with my eyelids swollen...
Thanks Shakespeare to write such literature
You have shown man's thoughts and nature...
A season
where pinetrees are fully dressed...
Cinnamon spice, apple pie
this candle throws a magical scent...
This is the season
giving thanks and sharing gifts...
A cork pops, giving a surprising scare,
As champagne spews high into the night air...