Penguins And World Domination

You heard me right, the penguins are planing to take over the world...

Don't be confused with those "happy feet" movies, and Coca-Cola commercials of happy partying penguins...

I am telling you... they are pure evil, flightless birds of evil! They must be stopped! They are the cause of the melting icecaps I tell YA! They want to freeze the world and cause global warming so they can take over the WORLD!!

Darnit! It is time to stand up to them... evil black white birds! Revolution!

Viva Le Revolucion!

Lol.

You don't believe me? How cruel.

Are you enjoying your spit shining shoe thingy?

Lol.

I will see you, we the few and strong shall rebel against the black white birds.

We will stand up or die!