Smell Da CoFfee..diz onez for u MY PAIN...

I Hate coffee...hahah..

Hahahha....wheres ur pic babe??

Babe u have to resize ur pix..according to the site's requirement..

Do u have a photo editor or sumthin...

Lolz....im gunna go for a while ...short meeting..im at work...check ur pm babe...hugs.....

Hey u still there..it took awhile..hahah...

Psh. Coffee is AMAZING. i love it!!!

Coffee is the best companion i ever had, it makes me awake all night long and dont forget the cigarette

CofFee jOkes..nOt reAlly fUnny thO..haha..

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

One More Lol..

A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!"