Pick Up Line Comebacks

What are your best comebacks to them stupid, corny *but at the same time freaking hilarious* comebacks.. heres how it goes

The person above you writes a pick-up line.. and the next person, writes a comeback to it.. and so on... okay heres an example

1: Have I seen you before?
2: Perhaps... I'm the receptionist at the STD testing clinic

I'll start it

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Yer ur head was reali hard when i hit it.... is there anything inside?? *jerk* lol sorry its just a reali bad pick up line lol

how bout this one...

Can i have a picture of you?? .... i wanna show santa wat i want for xmas

Can I have a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what to keep away from me on Christmas!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together.

Or, i can put my hand in a boxing glove and hit you.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Your place or mine?

Guy:Your place or mine?
girl:neither, ur brothers

i may not be fred flinstone but sure can make ur bed rock

Thanks! I've been searching for a huge disappointment for so long!

Get your coat, you're pulled.

Lol

Boy: did you wish upon a star...
Gurl: Hell no... i wished for a pony when i was little not u!!

I don't get that one.. lol..

You see that guy over there? He wants to know if you think im sexy

GUY: You see that guy over there? He wants to know if you think im sexy
GIRL: No, but you can tell him I think he is.

The only reason I'd kick you outta bed would be to F**K you on the floor

Ohh.. nice approach, now lets see your departure! :]

Im not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways

I'm not oscar but id still like to shut you up!

"Ive lost my teddy bear, will you hold me?"

No, but i'll hold the door open for you as you walk out :D

OH no! Im choking, i need mouth-to-mouth! Quick!!

Yeah, thats why you are talking. But if you're sure my friend Steve knows CPR.

"You must be from Tennesse, cuz you're the only 10 i see"

You must be from Illinois, because the noise coming out of your mouth is making me ill...

You must be Jamacian, because Jamacian me crazy!

I'm sure you were crazy before you saw me, might want to talk to your therapist about that.

"You must have a mirror in your pants, cuz i can sure see myself in them!"

I used to have a mirror in my pocket, until your face broke it....

Would you help me look for my lost puppy? I think he ran into that cheap hotel room.

I bet he did, its affordable, and away from you.

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours instead?"

You also seem to have lost your mind...maybe you should go find it

Are you going to kiss me, or do i have to lie to my diary?

I think you are looking for the gay bar next door.

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

Just lie to your diary about where I kissed you ;-)

Hahahaha..

Excuse me miss, I'm not trying to make a pass,
but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass.

Well if i wasn't leaving before, im totally leaving now!

*yeah! another person! lol.. we were doing pretty good Lace lol*

Is your dad a tourist, because you're the bomb!

The bomb? Oh good! That means in a matter of seconds I won't have to deal with you!

"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

Yay kristina! we RAWK AT THIS! lol

Oh really? Have you consulted a doctor about your large mouth yet?

Stand back! Im a doctor *points to someone* you! go get an ambulance, i'll start loosing her clothes!

*woohoo! we dominate... no one better try to use pickup lines on us! lol*

I think you need to examine yourself, because there seriously seems to be something wrong with you.

"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!"

*Haha yeah!*

Then close your eyes, cuz it aint gunna happen!

Lets make like fabric softener, and Snuggle

*woohoo!!! comeone everyone! try to take on the masters! woot! *

I thought fabric softener was supposed to smell good? you must not use it...

"Do you have a band-Aid? Cus I just scraped my knee falling for you."

*ha they can't beat us, we are to full of awesomeness*

Your gunna need more than a band-aid when im done with you!

*mwhahahahahah! this is amazing-ing!*

Hey there! i have big feet! :]

Yeah, so do I ;)
(meaning tranni..lol)

"Do you want to see something swell? "

Not unless its your face from me smashing it against the wall..

I just moved you to the top of my "to-do" list

You have a better chance of getting with me by calling the Make A Wish Foundation..

"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!"

No.. i tried, but it was too small, i couldn't find it. You may want to call in and ask if it was misplaced.. sorry

Do you clean your pants with windex? cuz i can see myself in them!

Did you spray the door with windex? Cuz i can see myself walking out it without you!

"You're legs must hurt! cuz youve been running through my mind all day!"

No...but does your face hurt? because im gunna have nightmares about it all night! ugg

*woohoo! we sooooo rock! Lace, you rock my sox!*

So.. you be my dairy queen, ill be ur burger king, i'll treat you right, and we can do it my way

Or, you could be my stalker, and I could get a restraining order!

*haha we do! You would rock my socks, but im not wearing any!!! haha*

"I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house?"

Sure.. your first clue is to towards the exit sign..

So.. what time do you have to be back in heaven?

* oh no! we need to get you some socks! FUZZY ONES! haha.. pink fuzzy socks! thats what you need.. then i will rock them off! hehe*

Well, I was going to stay down here longer, but since you started talking to me, NOW"

"I think I’d look good on you."

*haha i know! i need fuzzy socks!*

I'd think you look better sitting back in your chair

*i have like 8 pairs of fuzzy sock! they rock! lol*

Lets make like Nike, and "Just Do It"

If anyone wants to join, feel free! lol.. i need some time to think of more pickup lines! lol.. so anyone, anyone wanna give this a whirl, i think that either lace or i would be able to shoot you down! :]