Pick Up Line Comebacks

I'd prefer just to wear the shoes to run away from you.

*I have socks with penguins on them!!*

"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged!"

And if sexual harrassment was a crime you'd have a restraining order on you! oh wait!!! it is!!.. well looky here

*omg! you do not have socks with penguins on them! I AM WEARING SOX WITH PENGUINS ON THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! *

You wanna do a 68? You can go down on me.. and i'll owe you one

(haha i like that one)

REPLY: I'd prefer to do a zero. meaning you get nothing.

* I DO HAVE SOCKS WITH PENGUINS ON THEM!!! THEY ARE SO COOL!!*

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.."

*hehe* how about.. you just get lost.. sound good?

*woohoo!!!! we so rock! we should start a club with people who have penguin sox! lol*

Call the fire department! cuz your hott as hell! :]

CALL THE POLICE CUZ YOURE THE STALKER FROM HELL.

*i bet we'd be the only ones in it, cuz we are the only ones who rock enough to have penguin socks :P*

"Do you know karate? cuz your body is really kickin!"

Umm.. yeah i know karate, so you better watch out.. i think its a fair warning

*hehe we probably would be! lol.. but it be worth a try! lol.. i think im gunna do it! :]*

Are your parents in jail? because i think they stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Hmm.. are your parents in jail? Someone should have warned them that incest is illegal. But i guess you are a walking warning not to mate with your sibling...

*HAHA im already in a group though! And i wasnt planning on joining anymore :( *

"Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?"

Oh and kristina i totally added you to my favorites cuz you rock!

*ahahaha! that was the best comeback yet!! hehe*

Did you know that your face and the cement condinate great!?

*thats okay.. i won't make it.. im already in the group too!!! hehe*

Wanna go back to my place or your place?

Dude!! i am so adding you to my favorites too!! you totally rock my penguin sox! :]

How about i go to mine and you go to yours?

(and thanks, you if i was wearing my penguin socks, you would rock them like theyve never been rocked before! lol)

"Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight"

Im fighting the urge not to puke my guts out

*oh yeah we would!!!!!!!!!! oh oh! i have to leave in a little bit to go eat lunch and i don't get on my comp much in the afternoon.. sorry.. but i'll try to be on, but if not! i'll talk to you tomorrow! :]*

If i could see you naked, i would die happy

Haha
*yeah okay, well just message me next time you are online. it was great talking to you!*

REPLY: If i look at you any longer ill die in terror.

"That outfit would look great crumpled up next to my bed"

The only way it gunna get there is if you go out and buy one exactly like it and put it there!

*it was amazing talking to you too! you so rock! :]*

If i were a fly, i'd be all over you cuz you da s*!# * i mean da poop*

Hmm, yeah and you smell like it.

*yeah just message me. it was nice talking to you too!*

"How about two nipples for a dime?"

(instead of nickels)

How about i just give you $5 to go away?

*ahh!! sorry, but i'll be back tomorrow!*

Im a Pirate *arr...hehe* let me see your booty

You never seen any thing like this b4... so get ur booty on the floor

Hmm i don't know either, okay guys, some of u don't really know how this works, but please post a comeback to the line above your post, and then post your own pick-up line under that! thanks bunches. i'll start it again to get things goin

Excuse me, im a little short on cash, can i share a cab with you?

Here's 50 bucks go find a hooker...

do you believe in love at first site, or shal i walk by again?

Could you walk by again, but keep walking this time?

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first! *hehe....*

Slippery, slimy and grosses everyone out .. you remind -me- of a booger!

Wow, that was a close one ... I nearly called the fire department. Then I realised you were just smokin'

I nearly called the police, but then i realized you werent worth it.

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in...

Response: And you're like syphilis...I can't seem to get rid of you.

Hey Baby, lets go make some babies

Hahaha..i don't want ugly babys. i'm no good at this :[

^ just post another pick up line.. lol

Do you mind if i stare at you up close, rather than from across the room?

Mind if i call security and you can stare at the bars on your jail cell?

*lol.. i will answer my own pickup line! lol*

You gotta quarter? i need to go call and thank your mom for making something this beautiful

You gotta quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her about the stupid pickup line you just tried.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

That or a gun

you right leg is christmas you left leg is new year can i visit you between the holidays

Only if i can kick you between yours.

Tada! here i am. now what were your other two wishes?

Hmm let me think...SECURITY!!!

Are you free tonight? Or do i have to pay you?

How much will it cost to get you out of my sight?

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Yeah umm... just dont get blood on me

hi my name is Ben Dover!

Ben Dover is it?? well you can bend over that dog and then go wank your self

man is hot, just coz your here? man your hot

?????????????

No, not really, but my eyes hurt having to look at your face

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first

Thank goodness i'm not!!!!

my place or yours?

Both, you go to yours, i'll go to mine!

You have a .357 magnum pointed at your stomach, *smiles* would you like to go to the movies?

Geez, that gun is probably GIANT compared to what you're hauling!

The word of the day is legs. lets go back to my place and spread the word.

My word of the day is security, im sure you've heard it a couple times today.

Beww BEWWW Beww...and That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

Too bad that i anit stoppin to help... cya

i tried to call, but i never had your number. can i have yours so we can have a converstaion?