What happens in old age.....

  • Nici
    19 years ago

    An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.

    After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

    So she shot herself in the left kneecap.

  • ¤©h€€®ƒüll¥♥©¥ñ!c@l¤
    19 years ago

    ewww.... kinda sick.. but still hilarious lol

  • Eibutsina
    19 years ago

    HA HA HA

    Oh the joys us girlies have to look forward too...

    Thanks for the giggle!

  • Natalie84
    19 years ago

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

  • skynerraw
    17 years ago

    Yea...sick but funny...

    (Sorry it was on the top page for some reason, I don't go off of the top page)

  • Hey Brittknee
    17 years ago

    THIS WAS POSTED IN 2005 IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE COMMENTESD ON 2 YEARS LATER OMFG

  • Moose
    17 years ago

    Got to admit, its a lil funny though MD