Cheesiest pick up lines

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    I need cheesy pick up lines for a play my class is writing. they need to be school appropriate, please! so, what are some of the cheesiest pick up lines you have EVER heard!!!?

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    OMG. that's HILARIOIUS! thanks! anybody else?!??!

  • SiLeNtLy ScReAmInG
    16 years ago

    Ha I knew chris would show up in here.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. this is great guys. thanks. more!

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. these are great. my question is, how many of these have you guys used? :P

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Mhmm...

    jk

  • SiLeNtLy ScReAmInG
    16 years ago

    Ha travis used the phone number one? That's funny. XD

  • SiLeNtLy ScReAmInG
    16 years ago

    I've never heard that one chris, but it made me laugh then I just rolled my eyes at you lol you know my usual XD

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    If your house was a meat factory youd be the prime rib...

    i have an itch on your shoulder.

    then theres the fish story... haha that ones great

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Fish story????

    lol. thanks guys. ur helping me do my homework.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. that's almost sweet if it weren't just like a freaky stalker guy. ^_^

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    Ya thats my pickup line. eh he he.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. i don't think we can use the fish story, cuz it has to be short pick up lines. it's for a script with a stalker guy hitting on dorothy (wizard of oz) but i'll use it for something one of these days. lmao

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    It's so funny. i'll show it to my class. (i'll bring em all in) and we'll see which they pick. the kid who is playing the creepy guy is creepy too. so it all works! lol

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    Wonderstacular.

    are you a fart? cus you blow me away.

    te he. i used that at a pool about... idk almost a year and a half ago, and i got the number. wow. never called it, but got it regardless.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. Nick, we actually already are using that...go figure..lol...

    and thanks!!!! (that's sooo icky and hilarious the lolly pop one)

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    Haha. i figured. its fantastic. everyone should use it. except my cousin. hes like 7 and we told him to use it. he goes up to this girl and goes "are you a fart? cuz u stink" we cracked up. ahh, the joy of naiive children

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol. lil kids are waaaaaaaaaaay too funny. i had some little kid walk up to me and was like,

    "my weeny hurtts"

    i was like wtf??! and then he told me his brother told him to say it. mhmm...

    and they ARE funny.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    LMAO. that's great.....lol.

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    Haha. dood i just thought of two.

    "is there a water bottle in my pants or am i just glad to see you"

    and then theres this one

    guy: O MI GOSH THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER
    girl: ?
    guy:lemme get it
    *puts arm on girls shoulder pretends to brush it off*
    guy: there we go.
    *leaves arm on shoulder*

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    The first one is soo cheesey, i love it.

    the second one is almost, tender. lol

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol.

    either that or she'll say something like,
    ew. stop staring at me, freak.

    one way or the other.

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    HAHAH. THAT one is good.

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    And then theres the one me and my friend came up with

    "if you were a math equation, id multiply with you first"

    pure gold man. pure gold.

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    My friend told me this one. I laugh just thinking about cause I know if a guy said this to me I'd probably get pissed at him.

    "Did you just fart? Cause you totally blew me away!"

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Thanks guys. i gotta go to youthgroup for a while. but keep dirtying it up with pickup lines!!! ttyl

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    Awww. that is sorta cute but way cheesy. haha

  • Nick
    16 years ago

    All at once now

    AWWWWWW

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    You are a bad boy Chris. Very bad.
    *throws chocolate at you*

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    Good.

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    I'm better.
    I didn't say bye to you????!!!!! I thought for sure that I said bye to everyone!

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    :(
    i'm sorry.

  • firexdancer
    16 years ago

    It was sorta an emergency. or more like a bunch of little emergencies i guess. *shrugs*
    but yes! I'm talking to you!!! woot! I have to leave now though cause I have to go eat dinner with my fam to celebrate my dads b-day. :(

  • Loved In Hell
    16 years ago

    You are the cheese to my macaroni.............

    =]

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! (not that ANYONE cares..)

  • AJ
    16 years ago

    If you were a punching bag I'd hit you all day, and if you were a motorcycle, I'd ride you like the wind... but your neither so I'd settle for a date. ;-)

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Lol those are good. they have to be able to be viewed by kindergarteners tho. >.< but those are hilarious LMAO

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    That actually is one of the funniest pick up lines. (even though it is intended to be serious!) lol. it's like, who are you?!?!?

  • BurriedFaceDown
    16 years ago

    Good thing i have my library card cuz im checkin you out

    I know stupid

  • StandStill
    16 years ago

    Let's start a new club, misa.