What's the sound of one hand clapping?

Does a falling tree make a sound when there's no one around to hear it?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

If your hand is 12 inches long, does that make it a foot?

If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say 'I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens butt'?

Who do you suppose was the first person to think 'That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out'?

Rotflol, that is very...different lmao~!

Those were so funny

Does a falling tree make a sound when there's no one around to hear it?yes

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? both naked homeless turtle

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? yes but only caus i say so

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? yes i dont want anyone 'practicing' on me

If your hand is 12 inches long, does that make it a foot? yes and a great deal of pleasure

If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back? it keeps rolling over

Who do you suppose was the first person to look at a chicken and say 'I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chickens butt'? umm me thought it might taste goodly

Who do you suppose was the first person to think 'That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out'?
once again me it was a dare by the baby cow though