Pickup Line Comebacks part 2

  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Last line:

    isnt it illegal to look that good?

    Isnt it illegal to be that stupid?

    Just call me music, cuz I'll rock your world.

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  • AJ
    16 years ago

    Ha, you turned my AMP off....

    You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    And youre so ugly you give it a reason to set.

    My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

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  • AJ
    16 years ago

    Really? my name is Go A. Way

    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Even if I drank more, the answer would STILL be no.

    You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

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  • Kayla
    16 years ago

    Umm.....

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

    Muahahahahaha.
    Sorry.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Lol.

    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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  • AJ
    16 years ago

    Umm... no.

    Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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  • Kayla
    16 years ago

    Do you know what'd look good on you? My fist to your face.

    Did it hurt whenever you fell from heaven?

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  • Normal is the Watchword
    16 years ago

    No your face broke my fall

    *holds pack of sugar* YOU dropped your name tag

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  • SAINTS MATE
    16 years ago

    No my names not sugar... see that chick behinde me\.... thats sugar

    wana make sloppy joes??

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  • Chaosti Titian
    16 years ago

    Are you Joe? then definitely not.

    Bond. James Bond.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Lost. GET Lost.

    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

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  • Normal is the Watchword
    16 years ago

    Harry, Dirty Harry.

    Do you have a map? Cuase I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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  • The Sky is Falling
    16 years ago

    Well you keep ending up at dead ends.
    -.- I don't know if that works or not.

    I lost my teddy bear, can you be mine?

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  • AJ
    16 years ago

    No, that girl over there is way hotter

    HI, my name is Nike, just do me

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    And my name is AIDS. you probably already have me.

    If you were any hotter this place would be on fire.

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  • Mezmeryz
    16 years ago

    My try: and if you stank any worst, this place would be sewage.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    I'd look great in your pants.

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  • AJ
    16 years ago

    Sorry they dont come in XXXL..

    i'm bored, wanna join me in the bathroom?

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  • David Paul
    16 years ago

    You bring your ego and i'll bring the magnifine glass

    Hi my name's Mr. Right... Someone said you were looking for me

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  • So Wrong its Right
    16 years ago

    Really, because you look like Mr. Pathetic to me

    I wish i was a DNA enzyme so i could unzip your genes(jeans)

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  • Monica AKA Mika
    16 years ago

    Oh yea it pretty hot in here, but only because you wont stop talking.

    I aint fred flinston but i can make your bedrock.

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  • JustKristina
    16 years ago

    Well i think that there is a rock in your head! :]

    *yeahhhh!! my thread made it to a second one!! thanks everyone for participating!*

    So can i do you or what?

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    You can do me a favor and leave.

    Three Words: You. Me.

    I'll let you pick the third one.

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  • David Paul
    16 years ago

    Contradiction

    Your as cute as a salmon

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  • Kayla
    16 years ago

    And you're as cute as a horse's butt XDDDD

    Are your legs tired? Because you keep running through my mind.

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  • David Paul
    16 years ago

    No doubt i'm trying to run away

    cute shirt, think it would look good on my floor?

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  • Kayla
    16 years ago

    Nice teeth, but they would look better down your throat.

    I'll be your Juliet if you'll be my Romeo.

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  • SAINTS MATE
    16 years ago

    U can get in your car and Romeo sumwhere eles

    omg im going to be in jail of what im going to do to u??

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  • Kayla
    16 years ago

    No, I'm gonna end up being in jail if you touch me.

    Your eyes are like two big pools of crystals.

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Now put yours back in your head.

    Lookings free, right?

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  • David Paul
    16 years ago

    So is mace at the rape prevention courses

    Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Actually, that was me laughing at how pathetic you are.

    *checks tag on shirt* Yep, made in Heaven.

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  • IchixXxCrushing
    16 years ago

    Yea the shirt is, i'm not
    (i dunno)

    I lost my number, can i borrow yours?

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  • KemistryKia
    16 years ago

    Not mines but definetly a 10 digit #

    how bought i be santa and you get ready for what im bout to present to you...(dunno)

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  • Poetess Lana
    16 years ago

    Or you be santa, and i wont believe in you anymore!!!

    I already know, if i left, you would cry.

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  • JustKristina
    16 years ago

    I would cry... yes.. tears of happiness!!

    Wanna know what i'm "doing" tonight??? *winks*

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  • David Paul
    16 years ago

    Rosie Palm and her five friends?

    what's that on your butt??? oh it's my eyes

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  • JustKristina
    16 years ago

    Whats that on your face? oh wait.. thats my fist!!!

    I'm moving you to the top of my "to do" list

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