Pickup Line Comebacks part 2

Oh sorry looks like couldnt give a dam today and tommorrow dosent look any different

well maybe we should go back to my house and we can play twister... *winks* if u no what i mean

Oh sorry looks like couldnt give a dam today and tommorrow dosent look any different

well maybe we should go back to my house and we can play twister... *winks* if u no what i mean

Ok left foot door mat right foot carpet *slams door*

20 bucks says i can kiss you without using my lips.......

20 bucks i can kick you using my foot... *smiles*

Your the cheese to my macaroni :]

Well i dont want anything to do with your little noddles!!!

If you are at work.
Excuse me miss...i'm not a happy costumer. My receipt didnt come with your phone number....

Oh i'm sorry.. here.. *writes 1-800-not-intested*. call me! :]

You,, are the definition of beauty

No more like the definition of "get lost"

How about we do some math babe

add the bed
subtract the cloths
divide your legs
and multiply

AT A RESTAURANT

EXCUSE ME CAN I GET THE CHECK AND YOUR NUMBER ALONG WITH THAT...

Excuse me.. is that "SECURITY!" behind you?

The word of the day is legs.. lets go back to my place and spread the word

The new word is get lost (idk)

I wish you were a screen door so i could slam you all day long

I wish you were assulting me so i could call the cops on you.. oh wait!!! you are! :]

I have big feet :] *hehe*

The only lonely thing I see is YOU.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

=)

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put f and u together.

what's on your face????

oh it's just your beautiful eyes

Whats that on your neck? o its just your head.

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants

Do you have a brain in your head? cuz I don't think it's working

Hey, how's it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Tell your friend I think he looks better than you.

If a fat guy in red suit kidnaps you...dont worry i asked santa for something hot this christmas.

I know karate!! *haha.. i don't have one.. lol *

Do you have ninjas in your pants? cuz your *butt* is kickin!!

Yeah, its kicking you back to where you came from!

Hey, your pants look nice, but they'd look nicer on the floor! ^_^

They will as soon as my girl is here ;)

lets take a shower together -- You smell =P

Um you need it more than me

Hay sexy, wanna get naked?

xxLOLxx

YES!!! ( i mean cmon, who can resist that one )

Your dad must be a thief cause he stole all the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes

And you must be the worlds worst astronomer because I still see stars up there.

I'm skittles, wanna taste my rainbow?

No i like m&m's (i dont have one)

Thats a nice set of legs: when do they open?

Same time as the nightly @** beatings

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

*silence*

Just so you know, I'm VERY happy to see you.

Just so you know...I dont care.

Chicks dig me cuz i wear colored underwear...wanna see?

Im colourblind, jus like ur mother

dam, ur like a parket ticket, cos u got FINE written all over you ;)

And you got LOSER written all over you.

so, lets see your penis!

haha
xx

Sorry your mom called dibs =)

so how much work did it take you this morning (xD)

About as much time as it took you to think of that stupid line.

Call me Campbells, I'm mm-mm Good!

I think your expiration date passed.

Hey, hey, good lookin', what ya got cookin'? How about cookin' something up with me?

Thanks, but i already do cooking lessons with ur mum on tuesdays
on yea by the way, did she want me round at 7, or 8 2nite???

can i borrow 10p to call my mum 2 let her know ive met the girl of my dreams

O where is she? point her out!

You must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet

That explains the ugly face... do you need an ambulance or are you okay after that long fall?

You + Me = Heaven.

Did you fail math? Because those just dont add up.

"do you drink 1% milk because you think youre fat? You could drink 2% if you wanted." (from napolean dynamite)

If I switch to whole, will you leave me alone?

Hey babe, wanna go see what our kids will look like?

Your kids would be locked up cuz they would be so ugly

All those curves, and me with no brakes...

Theres a mechanic up the road, I bet theyll give you a discount with that pick up line.

Lets get right to the point: You, Me, Vegas...

You, Go, without me.

*points at seat next to you* Is this seat empty?