~*Interested In Conversation part II*~

Yep AI admit AI stole beans from charity. :(, AI is going to hell now.

*sobs*

There once was a man named K,
who liked to be lazy all day.
He wouldnt sign in to post,
all because he lives on the coast!

AI is lazy!

AI would like to find people with green eyesbecause he loves them!

AI wuvs gween so vewy vewy much. awww, gween makes AI go all googly and leaves Ai in awe. AI wuvs u Shrek, me wub tha gween texture on ya skin. you body is so perfect.
Shrek don't get jealous but i wuv yikyaks eyes too so they're beautiful, so much more pwettier then urs. LOL
AI wuvs gween

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AI is gonna be sick

AI Shrek loves you too and always will, i love the way you throw things at people and cause havok where ever you go! I agree with you thats Jackies green eyes are better than mine but i think the fact ionly have one ear makes me special in my own right! love all you guys love Shrek xxxx

AI is one of them heartless rude people Brittany talking about so AI accept ALL the shame instead of talking to brown cow. AI rather talk to baby goats. LOL

Hi brittany, you have a 7th period? how strange. lol

All the talk about tea and gween AI thinks AI is sick. :'(

Yes Josh. What exactly did you want me to say, I mentioned the part of shame therefore not totally ignoring you. I could have asked how you are but the answer must be bored. There’s simply no other reason why you would come back after abandoning the site. That and I normally don’t ask how someone is unless there gone for long periods of time without reasons. Plus you only came back to annoy, as you put it, how there hell was I supposed to know you were going to be back on the next day or in a few hours to check whatever comments were made. All i know i could have commented about you and you may not ever read it (hoping like hell you don't read this one). Not to mention you didn’t have the audacity to make those animal sounds. LOL… now. Did yo want something. LOL

AI is feeling really sick.

I was joking by the way.

Anyways where was I. umm hehehe, nowhere. Well i'm off to sleep.

ps. I really am feeling sick.

LOL, I almost forgot. lol
UM whom'd I miss out yesterday? lol

Kevin. I'm going to be less formal and call you that if that all right with you. lol I can't help but to think YikYak when I see your surname lol. I must admit you are one of the few poets on this site who can make me laugh with your poems. lol. You’re a great poet. I wish you would write more hate/anger poems though, something about reading about other people’s hatred I like. Not implying that you should or anything, you and Josh (I think) were the only poets on this site that has written something like that. Anyway sorry I put such weird comments on your poems (if I choose to comment that is) I’m hopeless at putting meaningful comments without using a great deal of criticism. So I chose not to comment unless I’m in a really good mood.

Lisa, Yes trust you to reply at light speeds to an email but never come to the site. Ow well. So where are you moving too. I haven’t been altogether lately so I don’t know. Anyway hope you would hurry up. I’m bored. LOL

Faaez. I knew you could fill me in, LOL, I should have guessed after all you did start word-o-mania a while back lol. and maybe I knew less about that word then I thought, ow well. Thanks for filling me in though. LOL. I read your answer to why you haven’t posted anything. I guess that makes a lot of sense. Does that mean there’s no chance we’ll see anything new from you? I hope not. Talk to you soon.

Brown Cow, ok I’ll be nice and say hi, and welcome to the site. A little about me… um I hate gween. It makes me sick, I live in an apartment inside of the city where I get no front or back yard… because I hate gween. I dislike looking at the gween on the trees and lawn. I hate any car that is gween especially the one in ‘the fast and the furious’ movie. The only scene I like with that car was when I blew up. Lol. Um I still hate gween. Um I think YikYak hates gween too. I hate the windows start menu button on xp that’s gween and the grammatical spell check on words that’s gween too. Yes that all I hate gween and any shades of gween. Ok seriously. If you wanted to know check Hayleys Williams profile. LOL

Josh. Um, seriously how often do you come back to the site. I should tell you, your account gets deleted after 30 or 60 days of being inactive. Which means it will never be deleted if you check in every 2nd day. LOL. Why not just be nice and put all your poems back on and live merrily. LOL

YikYak, HALEY and ME are not kids, kids are baby goats, and I am most certainly not a goat. I’m a human thank you very much. LOL, and Hayley *cough* SHREK *cough* well honestly she’s a great big ogre (and GWEEN one at that) who looks after kids (as in children). LOL But I still Luv SHREK.

Shrek, Stop holding that gun to my head, I write you a poem when ever I feel like it. Your persistence will only kill me not get that poem done. LOL, just joking.

Well that should be enough for today. And please raise your hand if you still think I’m thirty. LOL

Josh- Thanks for taking time to comment on my poem during your brief visit. Are you back for good or are you still A.W.O.L from this site?

AI- It seems during my 1 day absense yesterday you have been promoting my Shrek likeness, I must thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. I maybe a GREEN ogre but i am still very lovable which i think you will agree! I still love you even though you stole beans from a charity shop, i think thats probably worse than being GREEN.

Yikyak- I am sorry that someone stole your poem but in a way it is a cool thing that someone likes your work enough to claim it! I hope you told them off though! I would snap the legs of anyone who did that to me. How is the wedding preparations going? Is it getting stressful yet?

Brit- Hi, i dont really know you all that well so i dont really know what to say!

Brown cow- Welcome to the site (im only saying this so that Josh doesnt kill me in my sleep). Not that i wouldnt talk to you anyway i just dont normally welcom people, i mean if you asked me a question i would answer but saying welcome is a bit to full on for me. God i do mumble on! Well AI filled you in on him so i will tell you bit about me-

I am hayley (obviously) but thats just a nick name cos i am actually Shrek, a 300lb GREEN ogre, i live in a swamp and crave love from AI.

By the way guys i have (another) new poem called Forever Longing, Never Belonging. Please read it cos it took my ages and ages and ages lol!

LOVE YOU ALL LOADS AND LOADS LOVE SHREK XX

Hayley you always forget to mention me.:-(

Oh my god, Im so sorry Lisa! I could never forget you, the only reason i didnt mention you is cos i only normally leave messages to people who have posted recently!
Im sorry lisa, I never meant to hurt you, i never make you cry, but tonight im cleaning out my closet!

Forgive me? Hayleyxx

HEhe...
im feeling im mad...
but thats perhaps being sad?
i dunno why i feel so bad...
when i know the answer ill be glad..

(hmmm...i think i really HAVE gone mad...neway...who cares??:D)

Firstly...welcome new comers...chelsie and brown cow(*perplexed)...what a name...anyway...hope ull have a grrrr88 time around here...

Josh-ummm...well i dont know what to say....how do you do??....hmmm that sounds bad......whassup nigger??...thats worse.....cava mousieur??....DRATS.....whateva....answer any of them(or perhaps DONT answer....oh well have it your way..)

Lisa,Jackie,Brittany,Kevin,AI and evry1 else...whats up??

AI-bad to see that youve started HATING green..no "gween"..lol.....Hulk was actually getting all hopeful..:P
aNd ummm.....that poem thingy...oh no..that DOESNT mean that you wont be seeing anything new....the thing is just ive been busy...VERY busy...we just had lots o quizzes at school...and now that theyve ended,debates are starting from tomorrow....so yeah....BUt still i started with a poem "Around the corner..."...it hasnt gone too well till now...but i hope to finish it on this weekend...

ANd guess what??My "Metamorphosis" won a poetry competition held by the Australian embassy....well..the bad voting thing was made up :)...

Josh you massive piece of $hit, you had a go at AI in an earlier post for ignoring you and then when i posted u a question did u answer? umm let me think ...............umm no!

Sorry bout the name calling but you made Shrek mad and sad!

Josh, there may have a been a time you were a CELEB. but you lost that when you left. lol, Shrek is a celeb too you know. That reminds me, is the sequel to shrek any good? LOL

Hey, how's everyone? Nice to see P&Q back up.

AI - I was always wondering about your repulsion for green. You tell us grren things that you hate, pretty much anything green, but have you ever said 'why' you hate green. Were you teased by green people as a child? I'd like to write more hate/anger poems, just to write another poem at the moment, but I think anything I write like that would just be a cheap imitation of the trilogy I wote. I don't want it to be seen as a Jaws4. I always think about it though. I've done one, not posted yet, called the stalker. Hated a poem of mine, wanted to hit me coz of it and it was about a married woman he fancied. His poem is just funny (taking the p*ss out of him though of course - they're the ones I'm best at)

Faaez- Congratulations with winning the poetry contest, the poem's really good

Josh- back for good now are you?

Hayley- I getting to know a bit more of what you look like. Danny from Hearsay was described by Elton J as looking like Shrek so I assume you've got flared nostrils, a large head and a large mouth too. Or maybe you are actually the Shrek. Either way I've now got a mental image of what you look like.

And hello to YikYak and Lisa too. Bye
Oh and hello Brown Cow

i actually am shrek!

Im not actually sure who that is so ill leave in there lol!

Yikyak- did u here bout me being a priest in chat the other day? You missed it, it was so funny but ill explain when i next talk to you!
Hows kelsy and Troy? (Did i get the names right?)

AI- Condom sales in Oz have gone down, after the England rugby team proved to fucc 15 ozzies all you need is 1 Johnny! LOL I thought u might like that! Where have you been as well? I miss you!!

Kevin, Faaez,Lisa, Brit and any1 else i have missed- I havent spoken to any of you for ages now and im missing you greatly, my life feels in complete! So please post a message on here!

Love you all Shrekxx (AI is wearing a green tracksuit)

i love you...
you love me...
we're as happy as can be...
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you(smooooch)
won't you say you love me too??

*me carriedd away...me mad...blah blah an blah...so dont mind if you DO mind...if you HAVE a mind that is...

btw...this wuz sumthin i learned in playgroup...

Josh- what do u want for us to treat you like a king or something?
No one was horrible to you, but its all about attention seeking! I have always been nice to you but icant be bothered anymore so woof woff wotever bye seeya go away!

Ok, just dropping by to say, I’ll be gone for a while.

Kevin, I know what you mean, I was going to write another hate poem, but I couldn't stop thinking of your trilogy, lol. As for, why is that I hate gween? well don't you hate a colour? You know like how some gils despise pink kind of hate. I think gween is evil, don't you? gween, orange and yellow, but mostly gween. ewww. lol. And no I haven't been traumatized by little green men in that past at least I hope not. Anyway, talk to you in a few weeks.

Shrek. Green tracksuit. LOL, I don't wear tracksuits. Well enjoy yourself. Can you pick up the phone on my behalf when you see sexy lil’ dancer in the chat. Lol well better move to the next person.

YikYak, you still hate me, I can tell :(. Well that’s alright. Ow I was thinking bout something you know that envy poem of yours (i'll learn the title one day), maybe it's not so wise, cause its your eyes that are filled with the envy/jealousy colour green. Lol, well not really funny, but hey I fake all my lol. Personally I read ‘lots of lollies’ when I read other peoples lol. I can’t see how anyone can sit at his or her computer and just crack up laughing (i'm not a net freak like some of you), maybe I have no sense of humours, but that nothing new, I told you that the first time we talked.

Faaez, hey, what’s up with the song? It’s the song they sing at the end of Barney and friends. Lol, If it still showing on tv, dvd, or video, maybe you could catch a glimpse of it with YikYak’s daughter. Lol I’m joking. You’ve started school for 2004 haven’t you? Well enjoy. Lol anyway gtg, cya.

Josh, why can't i be mean and evil to you? if you leave which i you have, Shrek will get all my Direct hurtful stuff. lol you wouldn't want that would you? well you probably don't care. ow well if you're going to leave, just leave.

HEY PPL, IM NOT SURE WHERE U HAVE ALL GONE BUT IM SURE ITS NOT ANYWHERE MORE IMPORTANT THAN LEAVING A MESSAGE FOR ME!

Hey Hayley and everyone else, I'm always here just keeping quiet. Hey what's new? I'm thinking up ideas for a new poem which you should see on or before Feb 14. And no, it won't be exactly what you're thinking.
Chow!

Hey, so when you say it wont be wot im thinking you mean not a love one for valentines day? You will not be seeing a love one from me either cos it would just turn into a sad one like all my others cos i dont do love, it makes me mad! Dont isound like scrooge? Well good im glad cos i hate love! hayleyxx

hello everybody....quite quiet in here lately huh??oh that sounds stupid...anyway..howz everybody doing??

Well ur right AI...lolz.....it WAS the barney song...i really used to like barney when i was a kid...oh no sorry...child(hehe..dun wanna end up as a baby goat do i??)yeah well...i remember loads of others...which barney and his back yard gang used to sing..hehe...ill sing u one i u want me to :P....

hayley-i just read a poem of urs...and you know what??youre a great poet..honest...

Everyone else...hows it going//??

Hello everyone, got to agree with faaez, it is really quiet in here these days.

AI, I'm trying to build up a kind of character profile on you off your last comment. Did u think the poem was funny? Or was it the fact that the poem was somewhat overly mushy and that made u laugh. I mean I know most of the poems are funny but you need to be able to tell them apart lol Anyway a friend asked me to write that for his wife which is why I've never written one like it since. But Valentine's Day is right round the corner so look-out, potential mush-fest could be headed right your way

I'd like to say hello to everyone else, well I will -HELLO- but I cant write anything else coz I dont know u all that well. Hayley, I might see u in the chat room if I bother to stay longer than 2 seconds.

Have a nice day

Hey guys, i dont know who to address this to cos idont know whos still alive obviously not all of you so ill leave a general note!
Well firstly thank you Faaez for your comment on me being a good poet, it means loads andiwill get round to having another look at your work today!
Kevin let me know when u post your new poem cos i look forward to taking a look at your new masterpiece!

i hope everyone is well and missing me!
Have fun and dont be a stranger! LOL

hey hayley, i'm trying to put it on before saturday but don't get your hopes up about it, and it may be my last for a long time. How about you, have you got plans for a new one soon.

i dont know where everyone is so i'll end by copying hayley, hoping everyone is well and missing her lol

bye

Hey people! I need help with 3 things i would be grateful if you can help me with any!

1. I have a new poem followed byanother that will be also added today so if you got time you know what to do!

2. Stalker! I am actually wanting to know if any of you can tellme anything about a guy in chat who calls himself male? Is it any of you winding me up? Its just that ithink hes really cool but he wont tell me who he is so thought u might be able to help??

3. I think i love AI?? Thats strange isnt it?? LOL

So can you help?

Kevin tell me as soon as your poem is ready!
Love mexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (SHREK)

Hi malissa - dont be bothered about putting your poem up on your site. I mean you've advertised it here so you've got at least five people who will read it. The only thing you might want to be nervous about is people criticising it. But so what? It'll only make you better.
I've got a new poem and I haven't written a new one for ages and I'm a bit worried it wont live up to the others I wrote at work. But if I don't put it up I'll never know so just go for it. And the more peoples' poems you comment on, the more chance you'll get of them commenting on yours.
Did any of that help? I say put it up. You'll always get more people liking it than disliking it.

Hayley - look out for my anti-Valentine's Day poem. ("anti-Valentine's"? - "a bit harsh") wella ll is explained inside. It'll be on there later today some time. Hope you enjoy it.

And hello and goodbye to everybody else, K

I've also got a little problem and nobody in the chat room is bothering to answer me at the moment. Do Americans understand cockney rhyming slang? It's just that if the majority do not, I'll have to put a little note at the start of the poem.
Thank you, K

Hi hayley, how come it's so quiet in here these days? I hope you'll be happy to hear that the 'masterpiece' is finally finished. I had more problems trying to get it posted than actually writing it. I hope you like it. Didn't you say you were doing one for Valentine's Day? PLus i used the word 'posit'. It means to lay down an argument. I think I used it correctly.

Stay happy and goodbye to everyone else too, K

hello everyone......wait, start again.
hello Kevin coz you're the only one left now.
well if anyone does come back; thanks for the vote of confidence before Hayley, anonymous' 'it blows' comment had me questioning my talent for a while......yeah right! I've had tons of people question the use of aphrodisiac in that poem but I feel it fits well (although I know it's the lovey dovey-ness that anonymous was laughing at) Anyway, you can have that poem dedicated to you since you stood up for it. AND, I'll also dedicate it to the next person who decides to write back in here, be them man or woman............. :)

So its dedicated to me and me? Yay!
Im bout to check your new poem! I got a comment on my new poem from annoymous say im crap too so dont take it to heart i think they r just jealous!!! hayleyxx

yeah, they probably r jealous.
anyway hayley, dont be greedy now. It can be dedicated to YikYak if she wants, as a kind of pre-wedding day present.
and while i'm feeling in such a generous mood, it can also go to Lisa too.........wherever she may be

hello everybody....whassup??

SOOOO quiet in here...it almost seems like the church in M.R.james's canon alberic's scrapbook...lolz....
But WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY??

And hey kevin....that poem was kewl...

And EVERYBODY-BE MY VALENTINE!.....not that i'm in much of a valentine mood.....eh?....got a shock just yesterday...the world celebratin valentines...and bloody hell i get a shock on the very valentine's eve....DAMN!

Hey quiet people!

Im just checking in to say hi cos i havent 4 a few days, i got another hectic work at week so if i dont get a chance to pop in dont worry im still alive!
Im trying to write a new poem but my mind is totally blankso im struggling to come up with even a topic! Anyway fill me in on what you are all up to! luv me xx