Unwritten Rules of Life
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Pete
17 years agoTriangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
Prodding a fire with a stick also makes you feel manly.
Nobody ever makes cup-a-soup in a bowl.
It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when petting horses.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -
Dark Secrets
17 years agoCool facts!!!
don't get this one though
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator
why is that?? -
AJ
17 years agoPut it into a calculator and flip it upside down it reaads...
B**B LESS -
TwistedAngel xx
17 years agoLol i totally agree with the horse one. they r beautiful yet creepy.
haha
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FountainsOfBlood
17 years agoLmao! They all were very amusing
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