More Limericks

Come on then, let's give it another go. Any first lines or, if you prefer, last lines. either way, Eight syllables please.

My brother fell in the toilet
He did it for a stupid bet
He said; "But it's cool
To act like a tool
And get my self so soaking wet"

Hitler is out there to kill me
He says he will poison my tea
He threatens me so
He won't let it go
I wish he would just let me be

Oh why would one wish to be me
I'm so lame why can't they just see
I have no esteam
I live in a dream
It's just such a sad way to be

I need someone to save me please

she looks like she is high maintance

i thought of you while i was gone

She looks like she's high maintance
All full of a great arrogance
She thinks she's all that
All stylish and phat
To me she's just belligerent

It takes 8, 8, 5, 5, and 8

You OBVIOUSLY know what your talking about.....

I liked the das but you should make them las lol!

It takes 8,8,5,5 and 8 was supposed to be the 1st line of a limerick for Kate.

This was supposed to be a link where other people gave me my first lines and I wrote limericks just for fun. I never claimed to be any good at it but it was very popular for a while. Now it's turned into a poetry lesson and it just ain't fun any more. I'm off. Bye.

Hey there MilkyWay. if you pm eric that posted above you, he can explain it to you.