Pick-up Line Comebacks #3

Last Line:

Hey, if you were a pirate would you want your parrot[ goes with hand] on this shoulder or this one?[ around back to shoulder]

Comeback:

I would want to poke out your eyes with my sword! lol

New Line:
Don't worry, my boyfriend's not home tonight

How about you ask that guy instead?

Good then you can ask some other guy

when do you want to come over later?

You're supposed to do a comeback for the last line...

Hey that shirt is really becoming on you!
Then again if i was on you i'd be-coming too.

[now the next person does a comeback && posts a new line]

*haha it was james! lol*

How about you be-going! tehehe

Let's be like bunnies tonight..

If i could redo the alphabet i would put F and U together... or I would be the farthest thing away from U.

I could get lost in your eyes...

How about you just get lost?

If I had a dollar for every girl in this room as beautiful as you, I would have one dollar.

Well, i have one can of mace, which goes perfectly with the one creep in this room-you.

Hey did you have your lucky charms this morning?
Cause you look magiically delicious!

Did you take your med's this morning? because you psycotic!

If i ask you a question will you say yes? ((no)) Okay then, I was gunna ask if you were going home by yourself tonight.. so looks like i'm coming too! :]

I wont be going home alone because my wife is coming too

if i said u had a beautifull body...would u hold it against me?

((melvin!!! omg! i haven't talked to you in ages!!!))

If i said you were ugly, would you put a bag on your head??

*looks up at the sky* wow! there still are stars in the sky! *what?* i throught that they were all in your eyes

Yes!!! ((haha sorry.. i love that line.. lol.. ))

All i want for christmas.. is you baby

Yes, walk by again, but don't stop this time.

I didn't know angels lived on Earth!

I didnt know idiots were so plentiful.

Hey baby, lets go make some babies.

Ummm sorry... i dont want my babies looking retard

Hey if anybody i want to be going home with.... it wud be u

If there was anyone I DIDN'T want to go home with.... It would be you.

"You must be a very good theif, because you just stole my heart!"

*shrieks* ewww.. here.. you can have it back

((OMG LACE!! i haven't talked to you in ages! how are yah hun!!!!!!!!!))

Are you accepting application for your Fan Club??

The only sparks your going to see are those stars when i hit you! :]

You're number one in my book baby

Too bad you cant read... LOL Idk

Your on the top of my to do list

Well youre not even on mine!!!!

((ahh hey hun!!!!)))

you be the honey and i be the bear? so you can be all over me...

Or I can be the bee and you can be the person allergic, just so youll GO AWAY.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one who tripped me.

Sure: 1-800-GET-LOST.

I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.

Judging by your expression, it wasn't just your phone number you lost. And I'm about to lose the will to live!

"I'm sorry, I would try and chat you up but you've just taken my breath away!"

Oh really? Did my eyes also happen to tell you you're a creep?

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"

How about i BREAK your nose if you dont leave FAST, [sorry, lame]

hey baby, is your daddy a pilot? cause you're so fly, you're transatlantic!

Yeah, kamikaze actually. i think you're his target.

How do you like your eggs? I want to know how i should cook your breakfast tomorrow.

Damn, that long?!

Sorry, can't think of a chat up line.

It's okay, I don't want to chat with you anyways =)

"What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in heaven with all the other Angels?"

I'm just on my way back. Excuse me!

What do you do for a living? Don't tell me, you're a model right?

"Actually Yes, && What do you do for a living? Oh Dont Tell me, Stalk girls with your cheezy pick up lines..right?"...lol so dumb

"Damn boy, you must be burnin' up, You're H O T!!!!

You must be burnin' with embarassment, cuz that line SUCKED.

So, do you have a name, or can I just call you "Mine"?

You can call me "The girl I'll never get".

You must be from Tennesse, cuz you're the only 10 I see!

Hm... well, my boyfriend would know. go ask him.

Hey... I saw you talking to that girl over there, and I wanted to know...

Will you get me her number?

Sure, but i'm not too sure my girlfriend is looking to replace me with you.

ok just had to post this, i this actually happened:
Mark: Hello, precious. I'm god's gift to women.
Me: Uh, wrap yourself back up, i think we're re-gifting.
lol! ok... new line:

That dress would stunning on my floor.

So would your blood smeared face.

me: can i have a picture of you
you: why?
me: so i can show santa what i want for christmas

Sure! as long as I can have yours to show the police when you go missing.

Hey sexy.

Hey ugly...*smiles*

Don't let the bed bugs bite.. let me

No I'm Finish, finishing this conversation.

I wish I'd brought a spoon 'cos you look good enough to eat.

Niiice apporach, no lets see the departure! *smiles*

Its okay, don't be shy.. i saw you checkin me out