Jokes

HI ALL..
lets have some fun. lets see who can post best joke.
starting with me..

A Muslim, A Madrasi and A Sardarji working in a company were really frustrated as everyday in their Tiffins the same things were packed. One day they decide that if the next day the same thing is there they would commit suicide. The next day when they open their tiffins they are depressed and the muslim jumps out the window and dies. same thing is done by the madrasi and the sardarji.

On the 13th day when their wives meet they discuss among themseleves why they did so.

The Muslim's wife says if he would have told me not to give mutton i would have prepared some thing else.

The madrasi says if once my hubby would have told me not to give idli i would have given him something else,why he had to commit suicide.

The Sardarji's wife was a bit confused and surprised. On asking about his husband she replies," I didn't understand why sardarji committed suicide, he used to prepare his own tiffin everyday"

Helllooooooooooo no one has a joke??

Hmmmmm :(...... try to make one.....

It's good.

I have one and I don't see it as offensive in anyway but some people might. I have heard this one but I took it from http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Blonde-Horseback-Riding.html because I'm too tired to type it all!

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde beings to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over... As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness. When to her great fortune, Bobby, the supermarket manager, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Then she tries to claim her 25 pence in a refund :p