Adam and Eve.....
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Nici
19 years agoLittle April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
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ShadowedPhoenix
19 years agohahahaha that was brilliant:)!!!!
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19 years agoLMAO
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Fighter (Ariane L.)
19 years agolooove it!!!!!
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Ashlee Nicole
19 years agolove it!
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GoddessOfWings
19 years agoi don't care who wrote it, that joke still has me in stitches!! LMAO!! That was classic hahaha.
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SilentSymphony
19 years agoI loved it. ive read it several times before. hehe.
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omgitsmina
17 years agoLMFAO!!!
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firexdancer
17 years ago*dies laughing*
omg that is hilarious -
The Sky is Falling
17 years agoLMFAO OMG that was funny. I had people staring at me in class because I was laughing so hard. XD
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Mommy And Me
17 years agoOh dear... lol
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SiLeNtLy ScReAmInG
17 years agoROFL
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Hillstar123
17 years agoLMAO!!!!
