So, about those squirrels.....

Lol i jsut had a look at the purple squirrel!!! SOOO CUTE ITS PINK AND BLUE AAANNNND PURPLE hahahahahah lol :P

and the world??

who knows!?

JUST COME OVER TO SAY~!!!!!

merry christmas evry one may you be filled with.. .. ... argghh i'm not going to bother not like any one will notice haha

I must say that one of my most memorable experiences and memories from the distraught-ridden childhood was of a dear squirrel committing suicide. Yes, a squirrel chewed through the rubber coating on some power lines and electrocuted itself, then fell about 20 feet and went into convulsions before succumbing to the blessed world of darkness.

Wow hahaha sorri i should not be laughing

((((heheheheh)))))

^^^thats not there^^^

O_O lol

I love squirrels :) they are so cute :)

Have you NOT read the posts b4 us!! their evil i tell you EVIL lol

Squirrels are ninjas. And ninjas are cool. ;p

Ninjas are cool!! but squirrels are evil. gonna take over the world remember!?

YES we must get ready the squirrels are gonna take ova

A kid in my class was walking home once with a bunch of friends and, no joke, a squirrel jumped out of a tree and onto his head!!!! I guess it made him bleed on his head and he almost had to get stitches.

They Are Evil.
Period.
lol we always joke about it now with him.

Omg thatz funny but yeah they come and attack you anytime and any place when u r outside. what about when u r home? omg they can come into?
lol

Ohhhh geez. ALl these stories are making me more and more confident that Armageddon is gunna be caused by the dang squirrels.........

yep. They're gunna take over the world.

*shudders* Everyone get your BB guns ready. We're gunna be making a lot of squirrel soup!!

NOOOOO we must not KILL the squirrels we must capture them and fine out who they are working for!!

Well we already know whom they are working for. They are working for N.U.T.T.S - National Union to Takeover Society

*laughs*

ohmygosh you're brilliant!

The squirrels are working for the CIA and the chipmunks are working for the FBI.

So who's working for the Russians? In the KGB?

Russian beavers? ^.^

The rabbits are the ones that work for the KGB.

The Russian Beavers work for Immigration.

Russian Rabbits.

*slaps forehead*

Of course! Russian rabbits! How could I forget!

:P

Erm
i prefer
Penguins
to squirrels

(the equator penguins work for China... don't you know it?)

No O.o

Anything else I need to know.

Haha Lexie... Penguins ;)

Gosh Em...

yepps. them penguins got everyone fooled.

Ok peopls read my tread bout the evil penguis dr gonna get used to warmer places and then swim past japn and cuz f all the toxic waste they dump they will bucome mutant and eat evryone !!!! we must band to geather iff we are to defeat the evil animals!!!! BUT on the bright side iff we JOIN them we get pluto and cookies :) hahahaha waaiiiiittttt we have cookies wait do we??

COOKIES! XD

I got distracted when you said cookies, haha.... mmmmm cooooookies :D

Huh?
i just saw the word cookise.

Penguin:You did what?
Me: talking penguing
Penguin : With WHO?
Me: it's a talking PENGUIN
Penguin: FOR HOW MANY COOKIES???
Me: COOKIES??? TALKING PENGUIN HAS COOKIES.
*attacks*

lol

erm
penguins, squirrels, and the shy DEER are taking over the world someday.

Ostriches..........................
That is all

Actually it isn't, I lied.

I have another squirrel related story
One time I was eating peanuts on the bench at the park when I was little... And a squirrel took them. :(
It's official
I hate them.

They're the spawn of Satan.

Awwww. I would have chased it. Or asked for a refund...

Cashier: You haven't got the peanuts though
You: I know, the spawn of Satan took them and ate them *pulls cute little kid face, starts crying, only stops when new bag of peanuts is recieved*

So yeah... squirrels = bad because they take peanuts... AND they made me spell that word in spelling tests when I was small, I always got it wrong :(

Haha.

ZOMG they took your peanuts HOW DARE THEY

lol anywho

are we gonna go get the heli coopters and try and kill em or just stay put and go get some cookies and soda a dn some apple juice and watch a movie its up to you guys

ME on the other hand would try and kill em but its your call

Ick. apple juice. bleh. Movies are good thoughhh....

I have a better idea! we can do both! We can go out and try to kill them and film it. We'll make a movie out of it!! and then watch it later and drink soda and eat cookies. yummmmmms!

ZOMG great idea in fact i love that idea

lets do it!!!! WOOOOOP

*shoots random shots into the air*

woops i should nor waste the amo my bad

No, you should definately not waste the ammo...

we need as much as we can get!

SORRYYYY want me to go get the hellicoopters and the army that i left on mars (((my bad))

Oh yea!! I bet their weapons are so much better than the ones we have here on earth.

And if we still run out of ammo after that we can just breed peanuts with special poison ejected into them and throw them out for the squirrels. They love peanuts.

Haha yer great idea !!!! wait have you noticed that we are the only 2 people ere the squirrels ms have gotten to them!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh

O_O ohmygosh, you're right! eeeeep!!!

We're next! *gets out BB gun*

O_O

*gets minni hellicoopters to protect Uss*

there they will do lol

I'm still arming myself with these guns though! There are such things as flying squirrels, you know. *shudders slightly*

ZOMG i miss the people lol

we have to kill em hahahaha

i think my brother in law is working for them!! he is trying to kill me i tell you !!

Eeeep!! The brother in law must die...... or he can just be un-brainwashed. That way your sister won't be mad at you for killing her hubby. that's always a plus. :)

O_O I KNOW WHO THE SQUIRRELS WORK FOR NOW!!!!!! Go to google images and type in "The best book of usless information ever." On the side there is a disclaimer that says "An official publication of THE USLESS INFORMATION SOCIETY. The logo is a freakin squirrel, man!

*loads shotgun*

When are we getting these squirrels? Haha :D