"The" Sober Room...#7

Look okay here be the new one.

No I wasn't back at the time. I created this before I left.*shrugs* *waves* laters

Boo.

Haha.

No, I'm just so sick of Facebook. Everyone in uni has it. In secondary school it was all MySpace, Tagged, etc. Now it seems like the whole world has MySpaceFaceBookTube.

All right, everyone's left me so I'm going to talk to trees again.

Ladies and gentleman, last week we had my grand conversation with the Great Oak Tree...now it is with the Great Pine Tree of...Sussex!

Greetings, Pine Tree. I seem to have met your family before. Pleased to meet you, I'm a woodcutter.

(Great Pine Tree glares at Arisen)

All right, all right. I'm not going to cut you down.

(Great Pine Tree casts a suspicious gaze...)

Fine. You win. I AM a woodcutter. Take this, Puny Pine!

Arisen vs. The Great Pine Tree - PART TWO!

So, Great Pine Tree, I am here for an interview with you about your opinion about global warming. How do you think it will affect your brainwaves?

(Great Pine Tree pretends not to see Arisen)

I know you can see me, you know. I still got that woodcutter's axe handy.

(Great Pine Tree turns, with great irritation, to Arisen)

Good. Now, perhaps you could narrate all -

(Great Pine Tree turns around and walks off to sulk)

Fine, then. You don't want to speak to me. Why didn't you just say? I'll go speak to some other tree. Like the Great Oak Tree.

COMING SOON: THE GREAT MAPLE TREE!

Oh, the things I do when I'm bored.

Why not just talk to the voices in your head when you're bored? Though they may not be real they have good ideas. x]

Because I've already worked out that they're Taylor - or was it you again? I can't tell you apart :)

Thanks bud. -.-
It was me.
pssft. there is a huge difference between taylor and I. We have separate personalities you know. myabe you should try finding threads where I talk to more than just her. maybe you coulda if everyone wasn't going MIA and abandoning me. -.-

Everyone keeps abandoning me instead...urglebok.
All right, I shall continue what I was going to say earlier, since someone's here. Anyone into Jelly Battles?

*shrug* they just aren't on as much so they are MIA for me.

*doesn't know what that is*
*doesn't know if she wants to know what that is*

Crap, I'm talking about the same thing on two different topics. It's where all your players are jellies and you have to kill each by hitting them with handbags, nuking them, dropping heavy stuff on them,etc.
I got asked out by a girl in a game once...but she got blown up before I could answer. Haha. :)

Ah I see...that sounds kinda odd.

(so switch the topic in one of the threads)

Now, what was I doing again...oh yeah.

*lays on the floor*
*takes out throwing knives*
I wanna practice...I need to order some of these. vampire is gonna eat me and take them away if I do though. too bad he's too far away to stop me playing with knives x]

Who's he?

I prefer swords. They're looooonger. Knives are two difficult. They can spin when you throw them, so someone comes through the door, and say AAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S A SPINNING KNIFE and then they hit by the handle.

The vampire? he's my over protective friend. If I get my hands on any kind of knife I think he'll take it away....something about them being dangerous...O.o who'd of thought.
*is going to ask guru which ones I should order*
the vampire said there was no chance he'd teach me to throw knives so I asked guru to teach me cause she knows how too.

pssft that's why you aim and time it properly. you gotta learn that. *shrug* I'm gonna learn. swords are cool too I suppose.

Thought he was another member here :p

So...it's like playing skittles? No. No, don't answer that one.

So who's this guru again?

He is a member on here. so's guru actually. but that's not what their user names are. those are just the nicknames I made for them. (guru is the nickname for my friend.)

O.o for some reason I get the feeling I should....
*smacks you with a newspaper*

*casually walks away*

So the vampire is not a member, but the guru is?

Ow. That hurt.
No, I don't think it did actually. Especially virtual smacking with a virtual newspaper.

*casually lies in a ditch and falls asleep*

They both are members. I met the vampire on here, and I met guru on here too. both good friends of mine.

*shrug*
nonviolence

Oh right. Got a bit confused there. I think. No, I got a bit confused about being confused. I think.

*leaps into a puddle*

I have that effect on people. I confuse them quite easily.

*lays in the grass in the pouring rain*

Ew, muddy.

*jumps into another puddle*

Well, I'm going home now. I think sitting in the same chair for 7 hours has that effect on me.

That could be it. *shrugs*
alright laters.

And so, the evil cactus rose up from its grave and poked every member of P&Q in sight.

Except for me of course, cos I created them. Arisen I am, master of the Evil Cacti.

*huggles taylor*
so fix your computer silly.

*dodges cacti* cause I'm ninja like that.

*pokes*
XD but to me you are.
thank you for ressurecting it taylor

Not my fault no one was talking

Who wants a sequel?

Stupid broken computer.

Uh...sequel?

To my epic Evil Cactus saga.

Its still broken too >.<

Stupid computer.

=onus this the one where they all eat me?

Well, unless you have the Handy Handbook Of How To Fight The Evil Cactus Of Non-Existent Sahara Deserts, then yes. I've still got a copy of that somewhere.

O.o

Urm.....so it is about them eating me?

I don't believe any of you are sober. -.-