Looking for a club assistant

Hi, I'm looking for a club assistant as I have just created a new club. the descrition is as follows:

For those who have suffered through hard times, loss or other struggles life can bring, here is a place where you can get back on your feet with the help of fellow poets.

in order to be in the club, you have to meet these requirements:
First, you must be looking to heal. this is not a place for someone who wants attention and feels they can get is by exagerating a problem. please join if you really do want to heal and become the best you can be.

second, to join, you must submit three poems of three different topics. this shows your diversity as a poet and a person and your willingness to accept diversity.
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In order to apply to be an assistant, you must:
send a private message to myself (Keleigh ie- andhereistand.... http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/author.html?id=345060) with the titles of three three poems of three different topics. this shows your diversity as a poet and a person and your willingness to accept diversity.

also, i need to know about you....what you like, how old you are, what kind of person you are.

and last, tell me why you want to be an assistant and why I should choose you.

i look forward to meeting all new people and if you arent chosen to be an assistant, then please, join the club- those who apply for assistant positions and meet requirements will be automatically accepted into the club.

thank you so much, and buona fortuna!

It's neat that you started a new club but I think you posted this in the wrong board.. btw I'm also looking for 2 assistants too. so help me out too, anyone. >_>