Signs you're in the supermarket of the future (apologizing in ad

- pie, everyone loves pie! Apple pie, chicken pie, pumpkin pie, shepards pie, grandma pie.....
- some cuts of meat will try and talk you out of buying them. others will try and sell you something else.
Homebrand canned soups are made from 100% recycled newspaper, and some soup.
- at the checkout you're asked to choose between paper, plastic or laser monkey. You know, for carrying your groceries? Oh, ever mind.
-thanks to advances in genetic engineering you will have to harpoon the potaotoes
= due to poor sales the squirrel and sour cream doritos line has been removed from the shelves
-Canned dolphin is now tuna friendly
-shoplifters are escorted straight to the deli section for processing. Soylent Theef- feed criminals to hungry people. That's a good thing.
Again, I'm sorry, okay?
If I had a bedtime, it would be past it.