High Debate #153,996

If you could be a working animal, what would you prefer to be?

I quite like the idea of being a sniffer dog. I presume there's a certain amount of direct contact with various currently prohibited substances required to perform the job. Although the prospect of being a plastic explosive sniffer is less attractive.

I suppose it's all about the balance between self preservation and job security. :-)

Why would you care?

Are you serious? What's not to care about?

Well if I had to be a working animal, I'd be an animal porn star.

Like a donkey or horse or something.