Mi fake and real friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. (Gracky)
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM (Nick/Manda)
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you (Kurt)
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours (Kyla)
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you (Skye... i still hav dat box lol)
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' (Nick)
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

To all Mi Real friends , i luv ya all heaps and heaps and won't trade any of you for the world!! Mwah!! xoxo

luv ya :D

I don't agree with all of it.. but some of them are pretty funny.

Okay here is my list of my fake and real friends.
Fake friends:they always love making fun of you
real friends:they always love to apreciate you and show you respect
fake friends:they only show you respect when they need something from you
real friends:they love you with an honest heart