JEFF DUNHAM!!!

Post your favorite "character" of Jeff's.
If you do not know who he is, go to youtube, and type his name in, you silly goose!

Also, if you have any favorite quotes, post them here!

My personal favorite...

Jeff's Wife: You are driving a powder blue prius,
you're holding a 3 pound chiauaua,
there's pretty christmas decorations all over your car,
and you work with dolls for a living!
You're gay!

Jeff: Bi***! *Click*

hahaha

Lmao! I freaking love Jeff Dunham so much!

^That's one of my favorites too. But you forgot the *vroom* and the *beep beep* at the end. xD

Peanut is my favorite character. Tis the greatest.

BTW: did you see the Christmas special?

Um... YES!!!
walter watches BET lmfao
Jeff: So Jose, what do you want for Christmas?
Peanut: A bigger stick.
Jose: Thats not what your mom said.
haha my absolute fav line
and jose randomly yells "OLE!" LOL that's funny too

*vroom*
you suck dad
*beep beep*
lol

Lol. Jeff Dunham is so freaking funny. He has so much talent.

I can't remember which one this is off of, but he goes to put Jose back into his box and Jose starts to sing as Jeff opens and closes the box...

That seriously takes a LOT of talent to do that. Lol.

I think he is pretty awesome.

My favourite is Achmed the dead terrorist!

*starts chuckling at memory of said skeleton puppet*

If you drop me, I'd be jose jalapeño on the floor.
peanut: do a tap dance and we'd have salsa!

Lmao! ^That's one of my favorites.

I want to see the girls
what girl would want to see you?
jose has the steek...

And jose singing is on Arguing With Myself

hehe

"You picked your nose"
"WHAT?!?!"
"You didn't do a very good job."

Teehee

whats the d on your costume for?
that is my theme song.
and whats your theme song?
da dada da

Please delete this, thank you.

My favorite personalities of Jeff Dunham are Achmed & Walter.

I wish I'd bought the tickets to his show in time, they'd definitly be worth it!

I <3 Achmed, The Dead Terrorist.
Oh god he is fabulous :D

Rotfl I love the dead terrorist!!!!! ^.^

Walter :D

Reminds me so much of my grandpa, its scary.

Walter is a funny dude.

Walter: I wanna be a greeter at Wal Mart.
Jeff: and what would be your opening line?
Walter: Oh um. Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get the hell out.....
HAVE A NICE DAY.

haha

So my friend bought me the Arguing With Myself DVD for christamas.
But I left it at work haha.
:P

Achmed, The Dead Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Achmed

"Hi, i'm Lindsay Lohan!"

I laughed so hard I couln't breathe!

Ay ay ay ay
I am jose jalapeno
you love jalapenos you love me you do
you love jalapenos I give my steek to youuuu

jeff: thank you jose

AYYYYYY

LOL.

Omg!! it was new years and i watched jeff dunham's show about the blue capris... lol!!

*uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmgay*

i laughed so hard, i puked XD

I absoluetly love peanut and jose.

but my fav "quote" sorta is the jignle bombs song with achmead in the christmas special

I love peanut and jose 2!!!!!!!!

I love jeff dunham!
"shut up!...i kill you!" x]

Hahahaha he is sooo funny :)

I love Walter and Peanut

I left my Arguing with Myself DVD at work, then someone stole it that night.
I was sad. :(

I'm gonna go listen to Jeff-fa-fa on my iPod. Woot

Am i pissing you off-fa-fa?

Haha peanut and jose!
"did you know he had another sick?"
"i had no idea"
"do you know what that means?!"
"what?"
"it means that one comes out!!!"
*the look*

that and the bit about the deaf people and a ventriloquist