if i was EMINEM, would you read this?????

Hi, just trying to get anybody's attention.

My name's Kevin Mcnulty and I've just joined today, 12/12/03
I've added 2 poems;
- Special Events (other)

- Love Poem (secret love)

Please read them. there are so many great poems out there that I fear mine will get missed.
So please read, maybe even comment, and I'll try to reply to all. Thanks. K

Hey guys. Thanks for offering to read my poems, I promise to read yours too.
P.S. I hope I didn't sound 'that' desperate.
Thanks anyway, Kev

Thanks

Whatever, desperation has struck again.
Check out LOVE in the love section.
If you do read pay attention to the capital letters, I couldn't set it up the way I wanted to. Cheers, K

It's happening again!! I'm advertising another poem on here. This one's called Valerie the Trout; kind of a comedy poem about a woman at work that I didn't like.
Read and enjoy, K

Youve seen The Alien collection, all the Superman collection and Jaws also.
You've probably seen just about every collection going that there is.......until now!!!!!!
Here's a collection of poems that have a start through to an end over a collection of three.
I hope you read them and if you do that you do not take offence. Get ready everybody for.......... The Bitch Trilogy Parts I - III
ENJOY

Thanks for reading my poems guys. I was a bit hesitant about putting that trilogy up there but I'm glad you enjoyed them. I'm still reading the rest of yours Josh,there's so many, they're really good. I'm pretty sure that I've already read some or all of yours Kayra but I'll go and check them out anyway. Thanks for your comments people and keep yours coming too. Bye, K

hey josh- you havent left site then(pointing out obvious)! really glad u decided to stay!

kevin i read your trilogy, it was so funny! i commented and rated! slightly harsh but definatley funny!
hayleyxxx

Hello again everybody. Kevin here with more good news. Check out 'YOUR BABY' dedicated to my sister & her boyfriend who are expecting a baby girl any day. Not the greatest title I've ever come up with I know.
Also, does anyone if Maddie Woodstock also writes comments under the name '100% opinionated'? Ooooh, whoever 100% opinionated is, he/she's got a sharp tongue, bettermake those poems good or else. K

Hey Kevin, just answering your question... lol

if i was EMINEM, would you read this?????

um no. but i take a look at every new thread. so what's this thread about. lol, i read your trilogy, that's funny s***. I did something like that for this girl name laura. lol, i like dissing people based on first impression and she was the first to write a negative comment on my poem. lol, there's a rule somewhere about not posting overly offensive stuff so i never posted it. but i loved your trilogy, voted 15. lol 5 for each one, i like the second one most.

Anyway still have no idea what this thread is about, but cya.

thanks anonymous. The trilogy was about a girl I used to work with. Everyday I'd see her I'd want to kick her head off her shoulders. So instead of doing that I wrote a poem instead; this way it keeps me out of jail for GBH.

Hey everyone, I've just added a somewhat festive poem to my collection, it's called
MY FIRST XMAS. Have a look and see what you think, Kevin

hey kevin! thanks for reading and commenting on my poems! u probably saw that i did the same for you! i know mine all seem really depressing but thats just how i felt at the time!
josh- i guess im just more important then u!

Hey everyone, just wanted to sat I hadn't forgot about your poems Josh, I've left a message in your topic.
Thanks to you Stephanie for your comment. I read your poem and I felt it was really heartfelt. Liked it a lot
And thanks to you Hayley for your comments too. You'll know thought that you've got quite a few, but I'll start back on those tomorrow.
And thanks to everyone else who's read my poems, I'll get to yours in time, PROMISE!, Kev

uhhh ok, wow, lots of ppl post for one dude, lol kevin, i'm workin on reading your poems and i'd apperishiate it if you read mine too!~ sammy

Thanks for reading my poems Sammy, I'll get through yours soon, Kevin (+thanks to everyone else on this site who has read my poems, I'm trying to get through all of yours too), K

hope everyone had a really great xmas!

Hi everyone, I've written a new poem recently inspired by my huge bouts of writers block. It's called Writer's Block too. Hope you like it, K

Just scared that this would get knocked off the page so I tried to get it back to the top.
i'm still trying to get through everyone's poems
Bye, K

hello

hello u still here? if u r come in chat?

Hello, just wanted to say I haven't written a poem in ages so I put these on hoping they would jog my brain back into gear. They are both about people at work

Age Concern is about a friend Mary at work who constantlt took the p#*s out of what I would wear at work. So I took my 'humorous' revenge with this poem dedicated to her. (Not in the same way as Caroline's poems went)

Me, Myself and Eye is about my line manager at work who had to have a glass eye put in. People at work asked me to write a poem for her about the new eye which I thought was sick. I eventually gave in though. She liked though.

hehe your poems centre alot round the ppl at workill go ancheck them out now! and thanks for your comments on my new ones kevin xx

Do you remember those days when you wanted to go out but your parents would say 'no' or tell you when to be in by? Or maybe that's what you're going through at the moment.
I recall events in my new poem 'Over Protective Mother'

It's in the 'explicit' category bu was meant to be in the 'funny'.
Also try to ignore all of the lines (\\\\\\\) I couldn't erase them

you can always go to edit kevin and put your poem in the funny catergory but anyway ill go and look now hayleyxx

just had to put this up at the top coz it wont be much of an advertising thread stuck on a different page

Hey everyone. Got the Valentine's Day blues? Posting yourself a card so it looks to your family like you've got a secret admirer? Will you be sitting indoors on Saturday coz all your friends are out in lovey-dovey twosomes?
I know how you feel. Well I've written a poem on Valentine's Day, it has my thoughts on the day and how to make it better for us single people. Hope you like it, K

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hi,

I wrote this poem months ago at my old job. I was asked to write it for a girl's coming birthday.
They told me to think up all of her faults and add that into the poem so everything in this poem, bizarre as it may sound, are her bad qualities.

But there's a twist to this poem. You see a man on another section who fancies this MARRIED, MOTHER OF TWO (+ who knew of her marital status) threatened to beat me up over it!!! He didn't know what I was asked to do and it was soooo funny listeneing to him rant.
Oh did I get my own back on him.
The original poem, Suzette, was for Suzette's birthday. The Stalker poem is my revenge.
I hope u enjoy.......

hey, I read your poems didnt have time to comment on them all but I did on love... and you are very talanted, I really liked them all, Just wanted to let ya kno!!

Hey Kev, just checked out both of your new poems they are brilliant and funny as per norm but i left comments on them for you to read!

This latest poem is about a man who I used to work with........not the stalker part 2.
This one was regarded by pretty much everyone at work to be ugly, lazy, boring, disgusting and smelly. (and anything else u can think of)
Caroline, star of the bitch trilogy, felt so sick working alongside him on the desk that she asked for him to be replaced...........by me!!!
Well the point to the poem is that he had this beautiful girlfriend and they were to be married.
Questions started running through everyone's minds, 'is she blind'? 'has she no sense of smell'?
Well my poem is all about how they 'fell in love'.
His real name, in case he should ever read this, has been replaced by someone else I don't like.
Also, i got a bit carried away on this poem. There are two alternate verses to verse6 which i haven't included in the poem; they will have to be requested
Hope u enjoy, K

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hey kev, ill read your work if you read mine. ill look for your comments thx

hey u dont sound desprate i do that all the time. ne ways i will read ur poems.

Have I been kicked out of the site?
All of my poems are gone

No Kevin you havent been, the site is under construction but everyones poems i assume will be back in a few days!!! Missed ya Kevin

no u didnt everyones poems r gone they will be bac k heather

Hey Kevin!

I noticed that your poems were back so I'm gonna go read them now, and I don't think it's desperate, I do it a lot too. Well I'll vote and comment on your poems, maybe you could do the same for a few of mine? *cough cough* okay well have a nice day!