the simpsons

if you are a simpsons fan (like me) please use this space to put any simpsons quotes or lines or your fave episode anything about the show! but please dont post anything bad! lol

SIMPSONS ROCK!!!!!
thats where i saw the leprecorn he tells me to burn things! RALF RULES

Oh so many quotes and so little space !

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

and my favourite quote has to be:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

(cause I am a veggie)

Nici

Wiggum: We know you hijacked that truck of laramie cigarettes!
Fat Eddie: What's a truck?
Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me!

That cracks me up!!!

Jay the critic: And you must be the guy who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
Homer: It was a gummy bear.

LMAO.

Simpsons are cool! i saw thongs (underwear) at ross and they were simpsons. Like one pair had maggie on them and they said baby gurl (lol)

I love The Simpsons - they are the closest thing to a real typical family they show on TV