whats the craziest...

Wow...uh lets see, I have many funny and well... interesting moments with my friends. But I think the funniest was when we went to the haunted cornmaze around halloween. I don't know if any of you have ever gone to one, but its basically a maze made of corn (thus the name "cornmaze") and you go to it at night and if it's haunted, people dressed in costumes pop out of the corn to scare you. Well, I was feeling pretty brave and so when the people would pop out of the corn, I would just stand there, staring at them until they make a comment like "Does your limb taste good" or they would start like stalking us and following us through the maze. Then we got to this clearing where two clowns were riding on bycicles. We saw some kids that we knew from our school and one of them goes "hey Vanessa!" (That's my friend's name) and we just ignored them and kept walking. Then around the corner comes one of the clowns in a raspy voice saying"hiiii vanneeessssaaaa" it was...interesting cuz then they followed us too. lmao It was so funny!

Well thats my funny story for ya, you probably didn't understand half of it, I guess you just had to be there...lol

Ok, my mates birthday party at college about 10 months ago....i'm fairly drunk [ try 2 bottles of wine drunk] and he comes up to me for a jolly chit chat...he's like;

"yo kev share a joint with me man"

And i'm like no way, i can't stomach that stuff when i'm drinking, especially they way you load the up....so he promises to make it light, just so we can toast his birthday...anyway...i take one puff of this monster and within seconds i can feel the cold sweat break out all over me as he stands grinning at me...I AM IN WHITEY HELL!

i flee the room and proceed directly to the bathroom...where i have to drop a link of poo....now i'm feeling sick as well...and as i sit there doing my business...i vomit into my jeans....and i mean right down the legs...cause i'm sitting on the toilet pan doubled over....i puke buckets.......disgusted with myself...but not very well co-ordinated...i wipe my ass the best i can...and scoop out the heaviest parts of the vomit into the toilet...and somehow...stand up...pulling my vomit filled jeans up..[ they felt horrible on my legs...and i nearly puked again ]....it took me about an hour to crawl up 3 flights of stairs to my dormitory floor, and into the shower....where i lay under warm water with all my clothes on for about another 2 hours half conscious...and then i went to bed....again with all my clothes on....i was not a pretty sight the next day.....

Still....good times.

Let's put it this way...ahaha I have broken A LOT of bones. too many at that

EWWWW kevin thats NASTY ahaha although extremely funny...lmao

lol it must have...

My most craziest thing i have done. Was.....opening a door to a police officier asking me for ID to see how old i was because i was under age at a house party. He came in busted it up made me sit on the couch while i was lectured. I was drinking hard booze which hit me alot harder then expected. His face was spinning and my world felt like it was going to crash. I told him i had to go to the bathroom i was going to yack, he told me to swallow it and i told him to go to hell I was pinned up against the wall because i was literally fight to go to the bathroom. He said "If you can drink like that underage, you can swallow it"....So i turned around after trying SOOO hard not to yack...I puked more then you can imagine on his shoes. i will NEVER forget that cop's face when he looked at me. I looked up I had the cutest little innocent face on and said "Opps I'm sorry" ahahahaha
he looked at me and was like
"You have 30 seconds to get out of my site little lady"

you better beleive i took off.