~~~~~~*WORST PICK UP LINES EVER*~~~~~~

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I didnt know angels could fly so low

*I actually got this once, but since i'm so short i didnt know if he complimenting me or not."

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me???

Your feet must be tired because youve been running through my mind ALL day long!!

**ugh. scroungy

* Was your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars from the skies and put then in your eyes.

*My name is Fred Flinstone and I'll make your Bedrock all night.

*If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 roses, you would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world

*I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face and die in your lips

*My name is ( ) Remember it. You'll be screaming it later tonight

"You're cheating, right?"

Said by me to some girl who had a huge pile of chips on the blackjack table. Her reply? I quote:

"Piss off."

We've been together for eight years, married for nearly four.

Bert

wow thats sooo romantic!!!!

Bond. James Bond. 8)

Can I chat you up?

*I just find this hysterical!!!

You are beautiful

I WIN!!! 8)

i need a shed for my tool....

i need a shed for my tool....

ohhh that's bad.. gets my vote!

GLAD TO HERE THAT!!! I DIED LAUGHIN WHEN I HEARD IT!!! HAHA

YOU MUST BE TIRED CUS YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY!!!

you want to fuck me? im a good fucker

haha these are awesome.!!!

that one is corney

"If I was in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer together"

"Someone please catch me! Cuz I think I fell in love"

"I got a cut on my lip, can you kiss it and make the pain go away?"

"What's a girl like you doing without a guy like me?"

Argh! Valerie took the "was you father a thief" one that I wanted to say.

I really can't believe people r stupid enough to think that these lines will actually get them anywhere with a person! lol

some of them actually work, you know.
The second one I put down got me my 1st girl, she thought it was so stupidly funny that she saw me as a funny guy. Than she got to know the real me and the rest was history. I've grown up after that, so I don't use these lines. Unless I'm telling jokes of course.

screw me if I'm wrong but do you wanna f*** me?

I've seen another variation for the *alphabet* pick up line as "If i could rewrite the alphabet, i would put u and i together"
I know another one too, but it might be alright, I don't know.
"Do you have a map because i got lost in your eyes?"

DUDE... PICKUPHELP.COM FUNNIEST LINES EVER

I'VE HEARD MOST OF THESE.. GIVE ME SOMETHING ORIGINAL.......

ok.... that one's funny.... but the dude would be hurtin from my foot

"hi, whos ur friend"~~ k now that one's offencive

"your dad must be a baker coz u've got a nice set of buns"

uhh yeh... thats all i can think of that ive heard.. but i kno sum more.. ill just go figure out wat they are...

If i was a lolly would you lick me...? hehe

haha those are funny

HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm still cracking up on that one

"I once reached up my mom's skirt and felt, ah! cactus--so ever since I've been attracted to women with hairy legs...So, what are you doing tonight?"

(my friend and I were talking about cheesy pick up lines when he layed this one on me).

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

i may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

that shirt is very becoming on you and if i were on you i would be cumming too.

kind of the only ones i kno since the others were already said

"i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart"
"can i have 50 cents, my mom told me to call her if i ever saw an angel"
"did i die and go to heaven, kuz your an angel"
those are the only ones i kan think of right now

"Ni Hao" Says Bob to a Russian

Ever seen a fox terrier's pecker? Want to?

(same friend)

i had this one guy say this to me one time "wow, that shirt's very becoming ono you! then again, if i were that shirt, i'd be cumming to!" i was like...O...M...G!!! hehe

"My name is Fred Flinstone and I'll make your Bedrock all night."

"My name is ( ) Remember it. You'll be screaming it later tonight"

Those are the FUNNIEST ONES I HAVE EVER HEARD VALERIE!!!

BRET THAT IS GREAT!!!!

haha great do people actually use these???