Holy Shizza!

The appeal of the incomprehensible is that it never loses it's freshness.

I say that every couple of days and it grows on me more each time.

"Holy Crap!" "Holy shredded wheat and bran!"

~Ciao Lipton

My sister-in-law says...cotton pickin'

Example:
Where did all these cotton pickin' toys come from?

lol....It's funny.

I say Whoa Nelly or Holy Moly
And I call people Jackie a lot....like jack ass.

I replace the following profanities with everyday words in the office...

Fudged - in place of f*cked
Basket - in place of bastard
Shyte - in place of sh*t
Oof! - when Im just lost for words

Hmm I recently started saying Wow! a lot...picked it up from girl at work.

And eeeehhhhhh!---if it is discusting---That is a derivation from my Boy friend.