Simpsons

I know everyone loves the simpsons, and those who think they don't are only lying to themselves. So what are your favourite simpsons quotes?

Look, daddy, a whale egg!

MMmmmmm Purple.

Homer: There's only one thing we can do.
Bart: Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
Homer: Get me tools and beer!
Bart: Yes!

i x333 the simpsons! especially u kno wen halloween comes around n they show all those episodes. mad funny.

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mmmmmmmmm. doughnuts

Bart - “Eat my shorts man”
Homer - “dough!!!”
And the kid? That goes - “HA! HA!”

Simpson’s always rock

white guys have names like lenny and black guys have names like karl

Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter: Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?
Painter: Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.

The simpsons works on so many levels. Even when I was six and didn't get any of the jokes I loved it. Still now there are jokes and references I don't get but meh, gotta love the show.