Does size matter?

I once had the urge to make myself desirable to a lady who managed a fast food place that had a sign in front that read Size matters. First I tried to show her how big my mind was. When that did not seem to be leading anywhere I attempted to demonstrate a large heart. Then I thought I should share my essence, baring my soul .

What else is there?

Lol, Mike! The size of your valentines day presents.
Pink elephant: I'm yours.

Tell me about it. Bob

I feel a tangent coming on. Years ago my room got infested with fleas. After a few failed attempts with insecticide I made a flea trap that used the principle that most insects go to the light stimuli. I could see some of the fleas pause before they jumped to their capture, and eventual demise, in a soap dish. or sticky paper. For some reason I entertained the thought that their was some sort of cognition going on in their tiny little flea brains, but they failed to teach me anything. lol

Needless to say, I have no money now

"That Loving Flea-ling By Mark Steer"

"Summary In the first scientific test of its type I investigate Porter's (1928) totally unfounded claim that a flea's ability to experience certain higher emotions is affected by its level of learning. My findings cast doubt on the validity of many scientific arguments proposed in musical literature. "

"Introduction
Love has received a huge amount of attention in the scientific, musical and literary literature. In humans it is known to be associated with heightened neuronal activity in the brain's cerebral cortex"

How large do you think the invisble world of inner and outspace is?
http://youtu.be/SKqjIv91Zx8

A fruit fly must have at least 4 well devoloped senses for the size of its brain

Does size matter? Yes they dos, after looking for Does all my life, I have found my Dear!
So I'm bucking the trend.

. Reminds me of the Nirvana song the piss-ant was singing egotistically as it ran up the pink elephants hind leg

"Re mi
Re mi
Do re mi
Don't rape me
Do re mi
Don't rape me"

I remember a quote from a million little pieces , James Frey wrote "an open mind is an empty mind"
Some of you that have never struggled with weight won't know what Oprah Winfrey has to do with this topic, but would'nt that have to do more with ignorance than being narrow minded?

http://youtu.be/_ziQBe9bGsQ

My guess is the friut flies are more interested in sweetness
Bar flies are another matter

Bar Flies - The Webtender WikiJan 19, 2010 ... Bar flies are attracted to sugary substances, as well as sticky and moist areas. The most common occurance of this behind the bar are little beer tears near here

http://youtu.be/p2DAIzYFY9k

How many neurons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
http://youtu.be/psuRGfAaju4

^Reminds me of the Nirvana song the Piss-Ant was singing egotistically as it ran up the pink elephants hind leg.
After bringing Oprah Winfrey into it Mikey, I think the egotistical piss-ant was singing,
Super Freak, She's a Super Freak, She's Super Freaky, Because in his mind going up that hind leg he was thinking, "I'm gonna be awhile, this is a whole lotta Women!

An astute analysis of ego

"Great spirits have always encountered
violent opposition from mediocre minds."
?Albert Einstein

^ yep, but not only Great spirits are attacked by violent opposition. :)

True
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Confucius
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/confucius.html#ixzz1MQ2hr1qJ

The earliest story I can recall hearing about that is when Adam and Eve raised a little Cain.

It always in every circumstance matters to hte person. Size in mind matters oh so much to me seeing as I myself value intelligenc. Size in heart is also a plus because love is beautiful and although you may not love each other like for example: love in a marriag sense. But I love all human beings for they are they beauty of this earth. I love to love and be loved. I love my boyfirend but in a different way than I love this very earth. Size of your bank account may matter to some. Size of your body to others. The greatest of people only want a large brain spirit or heart. She (or he) is a keeper in my book.