Song Poems 5: Life's a Beach

  • Larry Chamberlin
    13 years ago

    Uncle John's Band (1969) by guitarist Jerry Garcia and lyricist Robert Hunter, from Workingman's Dead (1970), Grateful Dead. I actually heard this song for the first time in a cave below Big Sur, California in 1970 while I was hitchhiking across the country. It's amazing what I still recall from those days. To me there is no other song that can match it's complacent mood and thoughtful lyrics.

    Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
    'Cause when life looks like Easy Street, there is danger at your door.
    Think this through with me, let me know your mind,
    Wo, oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

    It's a buck dancer's choice my friend; better take my advice.
    You know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice.
    Will you come with me? Won't you come with me?
    Wo, oh, what I want to know, will you come with me?

    Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like?
    Their wall are built of cannonballs, their motto is "Don't tread on me".
    Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide,
    Come with me, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.

    It's the same story the crow told me; it's the only one he knows.
    Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
    Ain't no time to hate, barely time to wait,
    Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?

    I live in a silver mine and I call it Beggar's Tomb;
    I got me a violin and I beg you call the tune,
    anybody's choice, I can hear your voice.
    Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?

    Come hear Uncle John's Band by the riverside,
    Got some things to talk about, here beside the rising tide.

    Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide,
    Come on along, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.
    Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go.

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    If I Had a Boat, (1987) Lyle Lovett, from Pontiac (1988). At once whimsical and catchy, this song confirmed me as a die hard fan of this home grown (Klein, Texas) singer, songwriter, actor.

    If I had a boat
    I'd go out on the ocean
    And if I had a pony
    I'd ride him on my boat
    And we could all together
    Go out on the ocean
    Me upon my pony on my boat

    If I were Roy Rogers
    I'd sure enough be single
    I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
    It'd just be me and trigger
    We'd go riding through them movies
    Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

    And if I had a boat
    I'd go out on the ocean
    And if I had a pony
    I'd ride him on my boat
    And we could all together
    Go out on the ocean
    Me upon my pony on my boat

    The mystery masked man was smart
    He got himself a Tonto
    'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
    But Tonto he was smarter
    And one day said kemo sabe
    Kiss my ass I bought a boat
    I'm going out to sea

    And if I had a boat
    I'd go out on the ocean
    And if I had a pony
    I'd ride him on my boat
    And we could all together
    Go out on the ocean
    Me upon my pony on my boat

    And if I were like lightning
    I wouldn't need no sneakers
    I'd come and go wherever I would pleaseAnd I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
    And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
    But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

    And if I had a boat
    I'd go out on the ocean
    And if I had a pony
    I'd ride him on my boat
    And we could all together
    Go out on the ocean
    Me upon my pony on my boat

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    Einstein on the Beach (For an Eggman), (1992) by Adam Duritz, performed by the Counting Crows from DCG Rarities (1993). Dismissed as clever, but not meaningful by Duritz, this song was inspired by Philip Glass's stage composition of the same name. Despite Duritz' dismissal, it did reach number one in the charts, even though never released as a single. This poem plays with the construct of Einstein cracking the universal code with an approach somewhat borrowed from paeans to Buddha.

    Albert's always sincere, he's the sensitive type
    His intentions are clear, he wants to be well-liked
    But if everything is nothing, then are we anything?
    Is it better to be better than to be anything?

    And Albert's vision is blooming uncontrolled
    All his wings are slowly sinking

    The world begins to disappear
    The worst things come from inside here
    All the king's men reappear
    For an eggman, falling off a wall
    He'll never be together again

    Einstein's down on the beach staring into the sand
    As everything he believes in is shattered
    What you fear in the night in the day comes to call anyway-ay
    We all get burned as:

    One more sun comes sliding down the sky
    One more shadow leans against the wall, and

    The world begins to disappear The worst things come from inside here
    And all the king's men reappear
    For an eggman, falling off a wall
    He'll never be together again

    Albert's waiting in the sun
    On a field American
    For the cause of some inflated form of hit and run

    One more sun comes sliding down the sky
    One more shadow leans against the wall, and

    The world begins to disappear
    The worst things come from inside here
    And all the king's men reappear
    For an eggman, falling off a wall
    He'll never be together again

    Albert's fallen on the sun
    Cracked his head wide open

    The world begins to disappear
    The worst things come from inside here
    And all the king's men reappear
    For an eggman, falling, falling

    The world begins to disappear
    The worst things come from inside here
    And all the king's men reappear
    For an eggman, falling off a wall
    He'll never be together again

    No never be together again
    No no never never never again, uh huh
    What you fear in the night in the day comes to call anyway