Rap Battle

Were I her Lover, an Oak I'd be
the Well served, limp tree,
to shadow all others
smother her nothers,
living ever after, happily

Since Joe is giving out a wedding band
may I go and be the best man
and yes my words indicate no harm
and perhaps give off a little charm
but maybe you'll open your eyes
to alas realize
I've been by the sidelines
waiting to pour out these love rhymes.

Okay, now what I wrote is just terrible! :P But I did it! XD

Nursery rap

I grew up with Mother Goose rhymes
Sugar and spice and everything nice
Ding dong bell in the well charmed chimes
Blending in with the three blind mice

You know, Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece white as fresh fallen snow
Though I really did not give a damn
Where she went, or where it was sure to go

Is there any literature void of any drama
Since we have opened Pandora's box
Our imaginations runs wild in a Panorama
Of the three bears conflict with Goldie Locks

Hansel and Gretel threatened by a witch
When all they wanted was to eat her shelther
The brothers Grimm had quite an itch
To write fairytales about such helter skelter

Whether a morning glory or a bedtime story
Or just a fantasy before a short nap
As Snagglepuss might say "heavens to purgatory"
I hope you all will enjoy a nice little rap

Nice to see this thread, at last, getting active
Unlike the one FOP once had, now passive
Thanks to Joe's delectable squirrel stew
And his mouth-watering fun with fondue.

There is no place like P-n-Q
Where smokin-hot babes
and dreamy hunks cry on cue
Anglelina Jollers,
Beyondce Knowless
A to Z blisters
To Skinny-mini m-o-dels
Callin, payin paparazzi to sell them story
Tryna Keep Up With a Big-Butt-non-ebrity
Well, they've got nothin on us
We the airheads and headbangers
The awesome fawsome PnQ goers
We that cats and dogs, chillin together.
We the goths with walkin canes and busty corsets
Who wear black khol and lots of velvets
We often get punkified 'bout our mohawks
Now having tattos is like having brown locks.

Thank you Lord....
Thank you PnQ...

Let this thread wash away
All the bickering from yesterday
I know, Janis can't be that late
Don't run, don't hide, just wait
He wants to be forgiven on his mistakes

Much love to our one and only crib!

Penalties x2

Penal ties x 2 WTF is new
Winning the future too?
If You and I may be so bold
With a bit of Columbian gold.
Don't give us a neck tie
We do not want to die.
Respect us for a while.
They tell me that denial
Is not a river in Egypt,
A scheme is not a crypt,
Or an ancient tomb
Of gloom and doom.
Alleged conspiracy
May be some fantasy.
Do we have to build a damn fence,
With the department of defence?
Our rioting is wrong>
Can't we just get along?

Rap it like you mean it
So that Eminem or Nicki
Minaj can't beat it.
Rap is not a business
it's like a pursuit of happiness
Tell me can you feel
the adrenaline rush when you spill
these words spontaneous as your
thoughts, crawling down a
vertiginous ink-pen.
In other words, Rap is nothing but
having FUN!!

Once upon a time

Once upon a time in my wildest dream
We all would work together like a team
After the gold rush and our moody blues
We had a place to discuss the issues

Once upon time at poems and quotes
We had a forum to post love notes
It doesn't seem that long ago
Poets sometimes came here to grow

Once upon a time, my sweet valentine
When the world was pure I dreamed you were mine
Night mares will haunt me through the night
While I hope our future is always bright

Once upon a time I got a platinum award
In the land of punishment and reward
The measure of humanity once was the golden rule
Thank God for forgiveness, for times we act like a fool.

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