PnQ Best Bloopers

We all make typo's on the board, especially those of us who log on and post with our cell phones.

The best one I can recall happened just recently in the swapping recipe thread where Britt wanted us to brown up some found hamburger meat instead of a pound of hamburger meat.

Now, I am known for my screw ups as well and often wonder how the mods figured out what I was trying to say LOL.

My question is what are some of the funniest typo's you have seen on the boards here?

I don't usually read much conversations that I have to, but I committed a really embarrassing (and hilarious) mistake/typo on my part on the latter stages of the "Rap Battles" thread. Actually, it was Bob who noticed it, and he didn't escape the fabulous chance of letting it slip away. :D here's what he said (I quote):

You don't know how to spell,
means you don't know your ABC's
your intimitated, I can tell,

^lmao...your=you're
- Bob

Imagine that. I was dissing Fat Giraffe about the misspelled words in his raps and I committed the mistake I was criticizing! hahaha!

I know it happens but my timing and content just fits for a great laugh. Fat Giraffe should've taken advantage of it. I know I would have. :)

Intimitated? That looks like a blooper...

LOl... Good catch, Jane. Should be intimidated.

When I first posted this from my cell phone istead of it posting where Britt it posted Sher Britt LOL... talk about bloopers in a blooper thread!

They say to err is human, to really foul up requires a computer . I still laugh when I think about submitting a poem on this site that got rave reviews on another site and was published by cyber wit

When I submitted under love poem the computer informed me that some of my language could be inappropriate

Infatuation
by Michael D Nalley

Cupid, you tainted angel, are you teasing me?
Piercing my heart with your illusive arrow?
How could my foolish desire be pleasing thee?

In the wake of your wound, I feel ecstasy
My soul flies much higher than a sparrow
Cupid, you tainted angel, are you teasing me?

Lost in the dream of what could be
A fool's vision is so very narrow
How could my foolish desire be pleasing thee?

In my mind's eye I have already begun to see
I am as a Hebrew was to a mighty Pharaoh
Cupid you tainted angel, are you teasing me?

Is my strength in my shell, in the realm of reality?
Wounded by the bone of my rib, yet she's not my marrow?
How could my foolish desire be pleasing thee?

Wounded hearts lie trapped in a cage crying to be free
The dirt of our lust unbroken by your hoe, or harrow
Cupid, you tainted angel, are you teasing me?
How could my foolish desire be pleasing thee?

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Hoe -a long-handled implement having a thin, flat blade usually set transversely, used to break up the surface of the ground, destroy weeds, etc.

"The man who once rapped me" was a fictional poem that was submitted that inspired drama, accidental comedy intended to portray tragedy

Dont feel bad if you don't get why found beef reminds of the road kill law in Tennessee
Road kill bill 'Wild animals accidentally killed by a motor vehicle may be possessed by any person for personal use and consumption."

I was watching the Dali Lama listening the joke about him going into a pizza place and asking "Can you make me one with everything" and the Lama was like Oo